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Reaper cushions
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Reaper cushions
For sale: two reaper cushions
These were manufactured for the Grim Reaper, before he cheered more elevated.
If these reaper cushions don't sell, there will be grave consequences.
These were manufactured for the Grim Reaper, before he cheered more elevated.
If these reaper cushions don't sell, there will be grave consequences.
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Re: Reaper cusions
Please clarify if these are cusions or cushions. It matters a great deal to those of us who have of sore bottoms.
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Re: Reaper cushions
I personally don’t and never have of had a so easy bottom.
But I’m sure that’s different from the jolly members.
But I’m sure that’s different from the jolly members.
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Re: Reaper cushions
Mr RunAway you can not gett*en away with this serious matter so easily - we would like explanations
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Re: Reaper cushions
Would you like a PRIZE of some Johnsons' Baby powder or somme nappy rash cream to help with
your little problem These can be sent out discreetly in the form of ****pods in brown paper
envelopes
your little problem These can be sent out discreetly in the form of ****pods in brown paper
envelopes
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Re: Reaper cushions
Thank you but the matter resolved itself overnight. It was caused by sitting on a rock which unknowingly had thorn spikes on it.
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Re: Reaper cushions
Thorn spikes on a rock - sounds very suspect to me Is that an Australian Euphemisme?
Oh I forgot they don't have of things with more than four letters in Australia
Oh I forgot they don't have of things with more than four letters in Australia
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Re: Reaper cushions
You gentlemen know perfectly well that I am not a man of the jolly club. I’m amazed you would even consider it. Tut tut.
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