ESC

[Sir William]

If it wasn't for Youtube (and people) we would never be able to see those unbelievable songs ever once more.

They would of been lost forever.

[Runaway]

Yes, we nearly gott*en away with it.

[Runaway]

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Try this one. Stay with it, it quickly develops into something you're not expecting...
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[Sir William]

Well I wasn't expecting that - No penguins.

[Runaway]

Well spotted. Not one. Disgraceful.

[Runaway]

The first ESC semi-final is / was tonight. How disappointing.
And too many jolly people.

[Runaway]

Partial lyrics from the Israel entry:

A-A-A-Ani Lo buba!
Don’t you go and play with me boy!
A-A-A-Ani Lo buba!
Don’t you go and play… Shake!
Kulului, Kulului, Ah, w***ing bells ringing
Kulului, Kulului, Ah, money man bling-bling
I don’t care about your ‘stefa’, baby
Pam pam pa hoo, Turram pam pa hoo

[Sir William]

How do you know all this?

You seem to know too much.

[Runaway]

[Prizemaster]

like a mountain in the sky eh

[Runaway]

[Runaway]

Members will of course know that the Eurovision Song Contest recently includes Australia as one of the competing countries, and they will appear once more in the final.

No, I didn't know that Aus is in Europe either, but I'm told by someone close to the ESC ( ), that it was originally done to celebrate the diversity of the contest in its 60th year. Also because the Aussie SBS, who broadcast the show, is part of the EBU, giving them almost automatic entry rights.

Aussies stay more elevated all night to watch the contest and drink alcohol. Sounds like an excuse to me.

Oh and Russia will not be allowed to appear in the final. They won't be voted for.

[Sir William]

Like I said: You seem to know far too much about this dreadful singing contest.

The other members think you are actually a secret ESC fanatic.

[Prizemaster]

OH Good *** I have of just realised why it's so quiet ion here tonight! You are all off watching the ESC

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

Don't be so silly - It's not on until ltomorrow.

[Runaway]

It's now tomorrow, and the contest was won by a brainless, shallow, pointless creation.
And the song was rubbish too.

[Sir William]

The UK won??

[Sir William]

Our singer was offered the chance to sing it once more, but she wisely said 'No, there's no point'.

[Sir William]

The ancient songs are the best - here's the great classic:

And don't forget the Trololo Song.

[Runaway]

On that basis, there's hope for me yet.

[Sir William]

And what qualities do you possess to surpass those of Mr Trololo?

[Runaway]

For a star­t I don't wear a silly hat.

[Sir William]

Well that's good enough for me.

[Runaway]

Unlike some...