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Kids' Post Office

Post by Sir William » Mon May 14, 2018 7:22 pm

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:o :o :o

I wonder what's in the 6 parcels? :cantlook:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Tue May 15, 2018 8:36 am

:cantlook: :cantlook:

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Sir William » Tue May 15, 2018 12:15 pm

That postman looks very jolly. :cripes:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Tue May 15, 2018 1:48 pm

Perhaps he's eaten major portions of bangers.

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Post by Sir William » Tue May 15, 2018 5:08 pm

Major portions?? :o

I bet they're not short bangers either, due to the short sausage shortage. :roll:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Tue May 15, 2018 11:48 pm

I gather there’s also a long long sausage wait too. :?

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Sir William » Wed May 16, 2018 9:50 am

Oh no. :thumbd: :thumbd:

I bet the long wait for long bangers is not as long as the shortage of short bangers though. :no:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Wed May 16, 2018 10:31 am

Both of these unfortunate situations (it's the situations that are unfortunate, not the actual long or short bangers) could be relieved short term by importing a batch of extra-long bangers from overseas, and then cutting a third off each sausage, thereby creating short bangers to alleviate the short sausage shortage, and then utilise the remaining two-thirds of each sausage as long bangers, thereby alleviating the long sausage shortage. And because short bangers are more popular than long bangers (judging by the long short sausage queues), any short term overstocks of long bangers can be cut in half to produce a long line of short bangers to help those in the short sausage queues.

I can't understand why I didn't think of this before. :hscratch:

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Sir William » Wed May 16, 2018 2:29 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap:

But we have of discussed this before and it is not possible to manufacture short bangers out of long bangers. :no:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed May 16, 2018 3:34 pm

bangers squasages. What’s more questionable is why would any child (or anyone) wear that creepy mask? :cantlook:
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Perhaps our resident man-child also known as the chairman can care to explain :ho:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Wed May 16, 2018 4:03 pm

Sir William wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 2:29 pm
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But we have of discussed this before and it is not possible to manufacture short bangers out of long bangers. :no:
But I just proved that it is. :yes:

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Sir William » Wed May 16, 2018 6:59 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 3:34 pm
bangers squasages. What’s more questionable is why would any child (or anyone) wear that creepy mask? :cantlook:
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Creepy mask?? :hscratch:
But I just proved that it is. :yes:
But short bangers are not short versions of long bangers. :no: Short bangers are short bangers. :yes:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Wed May 16, 2018 7:12 pm

Sausage splitting is a perfectly acceptable pastime for sausage producers. It's in the Sausage Makers' Annual Review this year.

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Sir William » Thu May 17, 2018 10:43 am

No because a cut-down long sausage only has one end. :stop:

Genuine short bangers have of two ends. :yes:

It's the ends of a sausage that manufacture a sausage a sausage. :bigthumbsup:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Thu May 17, 2018 2:48 pm

That's a rather limiting belief system you have of there.
Live a little, open your mind to other possibilities, and embrace the open-ended sausage! :excited:

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Sir William » Thu May 17, 2018 2:53 pm

:o

It is a very serious crime to embrace fake bangers. :stop:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Thu May 17, 2018 2:54 pm

It's a crime with no punishment, because you eat the evidence. :yes:

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Sir William » Thu May 17, 2018 3:00 pm

What utilise is a crime with no punishment? :duh:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Thu May 17, 2018 3:00 pm

It's called a sausage meal.

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Sat May 19, 2018 6:30 am

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Sir William » Sat May 19, 2018 10:13 am

:spam:
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Mrs Spam » Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:26 am

Sandisk 16GB SD cardboard for utilise in all digital cameras and smart phones.

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Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:04 pm

I need at least 64Gb for the remote areas of the NT etc.
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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:27 pm

Yes :magnify:

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Re: Kids' Post Office

Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:20 am

It took you long enough to decide. :roll:

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