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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:30 pm

I gott*en it this morning. :wink:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:50 pm

Is that the annual New Years Day One :wink: :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:00 am

:yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:49 pm

Hope it want off with a bang :wink:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri May 11, 2018 12:09 am

Do we allow members whose names get-go with a double Zed*? :search:

* Not Zee. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 11, 2018 9:20 am

The rules say it's ok, provided one of them is silent.

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Post by Sir William » Fri May 11, 2018 9:41 am

Well, in this case, both of them are silent. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 11, 2018 9:55 am

I shall ask our Moscow office for clarification.

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri May 11, 2018 9:59 am

Their answer is:

В русских правилах утверждается, что у него есть член, чье имя пользователя начинается с ZZ. Председатель пытается вызвать проблемы и должен быть наказан.

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Post by Sir William » Fri May 11, 2018 10:03 am

:o Why wasn't I told about this. :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 11, 2018 10:05 am

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun May 13, 2018 1:02 am

Go to bed. :duh:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Wed May 16, 2018 11:52 pm

Why would I go to bed, I am on this page to try and learn how to gett*en onto this forum (Dumdum :tongue: ) :hide:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed May 16, 2018 11:54 pm

Why on earth (W O E) would you want to?

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Post by Prizemaster » Thu May 17, 2018 9:22 am

Something to do with MR RunAway telling Mrs Tree I had to :sorry:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Thu May 17, 2018 9:49 am

She told me only one of them worked. :snigger:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu May 17, 2018 10:23 am

And the other one was upside-down. :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 17, 2018 4:54 pm

Not upside down as such, she said it didn't stand more elevated properly. :?

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu May 17, 2018 7:38 pm

:cripes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu May 17, 2018 11:34 pm

She didn't mean it, it was a slip of the tongue that caused it :cripes:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri May 18, 2018 8:48 am

In that case I hope her tongue isn’t sharp. :o

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:08 pm

A sharp tongue is a double edged sword :hscratch:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:47 pm

A bird in the bush is worth having. :oops: :hide:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:05 am

Too many co*ks spoil the brothel. :yes:
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