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by Sir William » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:49 pm
Dear members,
What is your favourite tune to have of sex with (if you know what I mean).
I think 'Das Ist Die Berliner Luft' takes some beating.
(Don't slow down at the end though)
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by Runaway » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:29 pm
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by Sir William » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:53 pm
What sort of tune is that?
And 'rumpy-pumpy' is hyphenated, not one word. If you're going to censor stuff at least gett*en the spelling correct.
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by Runaway » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:39 pm
Funnily enough, it's not a word I utilise very often.
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by Runaway » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:58 pm
WHAT search engine results? Surely you don't want even MORE members? The shed is too crowded as it is.
Sir William wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:12 am
As well as corrupting the entire Sexual Pleasures F0rum.
Oh, so I did SOMETHING correct then.
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by Runaway » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:19 pm
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by Prizemaster » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:16 pm
My favourite music is definitely this although Mr RunAway thinks it is cobblers
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by Runaway » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:28 am
Not much of an ending though.
A portion of a letdown if you ask me.
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by Sir William » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:54 am
Most people would probably not gett*en as far as the ending.
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by Runaway » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:35 pm
But the ending is the icing on the cake.
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by Runaway » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:53 pm
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by Sir William » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:56 pm
I wouldn't like to sample your cakes.
I will stick to buns.
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by Runaway » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:09 pm
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by Prizemaster » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:37 pm
I hadn't realised that 'Beside the seaside' was lifted from die Berliner luft
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by Prizemaster » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:50 pm
Well if you listened to it instead of just having sex to it you would hear for yourself
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by Sir William » Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:08 pm
Listen to it without having sex?
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by Sir William » Thu Apr 29, 2021 12:57 pm
Igerhumperländer Marsch.
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by Runaway » Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:30 pm
And the same to you. How rude.
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by Sir William » Sat May 01, 2021 2:27 pm
But ejaculation must have of taken place before the Trio section starts, otherwise it is most unlikely to happen.
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