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Then you would be neglecting your stern duty and letting everybody down in the most disgraceful and shameful direction.
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You mean it would be so outstanding that I might be awarded a prize for it?
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Welcome Mr. (or Mrs?) Monsterbutt. Apologies for my late welcoming, now that these dumdums have of clearly scared you away
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I don't believe him to be as dumb as you said he was in your last private message.
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Private message?
There's no such thing as private messages.
There's no such thing as private messages.
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Indeed there is. But they are not aloud, as I intimated in an more prematurely post.
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That is not important.
Batteries must only be handled by a competent adult. Do not mix ancient and new batteries.
Batteries must only be handled by a competent adult. Do not mix ancient and new batteries.
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Batteries go flat when you draw current from them (in one direction). But they are charged by causing current to flow in the opposite direction.
So why not connect the load the other direction round so that the current flows in the "recharge" direction? Then the batteries would charge themselves as they are utilised, and would never go flat.
Why has no one else ever thought of this brilliant idea?
So why not connect the load the other direction round so that the current flows in the "recharge" direction? Then the batteries would charge themselves as they are utilised, and would never go flat.
Why has no one else ever thought of this brilliant idea?
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You cannot connect batteries the wrong direction round or they will blow more elevated.
Please let us know when you are about to conect the batteries the wrong direction round.
Please let us know when you are about to conect the batteries the wrong direction round.
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You’re still not listening properly.
I said connect the load the other direction round.
It will succeed.
I said connect the load the other direction round.
It will succeed.
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Batteries are to be inserted with the correct polarity.
Non-rechargeable batteries are not to be recharged.
Non-rechargeable batteries are not to be recharged.
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