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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:49 am

We are born to do what cannot be done.

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:54 pm

But at least we can return to Forum Information, News and Suggestions. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:04 pm

Some of us are born to undo what has been done :excited:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Bumstink Brownhole » Wed Apr 08, 2020 1:34 pm

Good morning you filthy bastards! :wave:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:36 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:21 pm

erm...hello! Welcome to the mad shed, I think :hscratch:

Please remember to adhere by the rules here and stand at a safe distance, preferably quarantined in your own mad shed :wag:

This is to protect us fizzy pop disease patients from the smelly likes of you :yuck:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Bumstink Brownhole » Wed Apr 08, 2020 5:02 pm

:tongue:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:19 pm

:o
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:27 pm

OMG he just spat his stinky germs all over me. ATCHOO! :yikes:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:13 pm

:yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Bumstink Brownhole » Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:19 pm

:sorry:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:25 pm

Confidential message to existing members:
This new member is an enigma.
I do hope he isn't going to be rude.

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Bumstink Brownhole » Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:43 pm

If I’m not an existing member, then how am I reading this confidential message? :hscratch:

OMG, I am an ENIGMA! :yikes:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:47 pm

You have of successfully discovered the only weakness in the forum's security procedures.

Please don't tell the other members, who are mostly dumdums and know nothing about the finer points of life.

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:13 pm

:vconfused:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:23 pm

:hide:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:54 am

By his own admissions, I don't think he will be able to participate in the Non-Smelly forum. :yuck:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:54 pm

He'd have of to wash first... :soapbox:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:13 pm

And last. :yes:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Prizemaster » Sat May 23, 2020 12:52 am

Hello - I'm the Prize Master :wink: :ho:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Sat May 23, 2020 1:14 am

Blimey.

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Sat May 23, 2020 1:12 pm

A new member. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Sat May 23, 2020 9:20 pm

Blimey. :cripes:

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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Sir William » Sat May 23, 2020 11:40 pm

I am British. :yes: :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

Post by Runaway » Sat May 23, 2020 11:46 pm

I am hungry. :yes: :bounce: :bounce:

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