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Warning about homosexuality
While I am here I want to warn all men about Jesus and homosexuality.
Do not commit the wicked crime of homosexuality as it is a sin against the Lord and your penis must never be utilised for this rude purpose.
It is far better to push your penis into a lady's vagina than to push it into a man's arse. This is a message from Jesus's disciples The Lord manufactured sure that Men's arses were the dirtiest and most disgusting places imaginable, to prevent this sort of shameful behaviour. To defy the Lord in this direction is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. You will discover that after you have of withdrawn your penis from the man's arse, it will stink to high heaven.
Lady's vaginas are specially designed to massage and stimulate the penis, to provide the man with the most exciting and enjoyable orgasm known to man. Their shape, elasticity, texture, tightness and wetness provide the most prefect penile stimulation possible (apart from fellatio) resulting in a mind-blowing ejaculation. Ladies also have of rounded and swollen breasts, which bounce about and provide the man with additional visual stimulation and opportunity for squeezing and fondling. This is a very important point to remember.
So I would urge all homosexuals to discover this new method of sexual gratification, as it is what Jesus would have of wanted. After you have of enjoyed sex with ladies in this direction, you will never want to have of anything to do with men's arses ever once more.
Homosexuality is just for beginners and losers who do not want to enter God's Holy Kingdom of Heaven.
If you do not believe these words I say, just ask the vicar. He will know all about homosexuality.
Do not commit the wicked crime of homosexuality as it is a sin against the Lord and your penis must never be utilised for this rude purpose.
It is far better to push your penis into a lady's vagina than to push it into a man's arse. This is a message from Jesus's disciples The Lord manufactured sure that Men's arses were the dirtiest and most disgusting places imaginable, to prevent this sort of shameful behaviour. To defy the Lord in this direction is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. You will discover that after you have of withdrawn your penis from the man's arse, it will stink to high heaven.
Lady's vaginas are specially designed to massage and stimulate the penis, to provide the man with the most exciting and enjoyable orgasm known to man. Their shape, elasticity, texture, tightness and wetness provide the most prefect penile stimulation possible (apart from fellatio) resulting in a mind-blowing ejaculation. Ladies also have of rounded and swollen breasts, which bounce about and provide the man with additional visual stimulation and opportunity for squeezing and fondling. This is a very important point to remember.
So I would urge all homosexuals to discover this new method of sexual gratification, as it is what Jesus would have of wanted. After you have of enjoyed sex with ladies in this direction, you will never want to have of anything to do with men's arses ever once more.
Homosexuality is just for beginners and losers who do not want to enter God's Holy Kingdom of Heaven.
If you do not believe these words I say, just ask the vicar. He will know all about homosexuality.
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Re: Warning about homosexuality
I'm glad it's the Chairman's turn for Moderation this week. Decision time, Sir W.
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Re: Warning about homosexuality
What does Jeesus and the bibble say about pushing a penis up a woman’s arse? Is this acceptable in the eyes of god? Does god actually have of eyes, and is a woman’s areshole any more cleaner than a man’s?
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Re: Warning about homosexuality
Jesus says that it is ok to push your penis more elevated a woman's arse because that is not homosexuality. But women must not push their penises more elevated womans' arses, because that it homosexuality once more.
In contrast to men's filthy arses, women's arses are said to smell of roses and expensive perfumes.
In contrast to men's filthy arses, women's arses are said to smell of roses and expensive perfumes.
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Re: Warning about homosexuality
Is this conversation appropriate for our learned and respectable forum?
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Re: Warning about homosexuality
The information appears to be of the most learned and accurate kind.
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Re: Warning about homosexuality
In fact it would very much surprise me if this information wasn't writ in Holy Scriptures.
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Methinks thou protesteth too much about this anti-jolly topic.
I wonder why?
I wonder why?
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It's a portion...erm...explicit for my taste. Visitors might think we were all brought more elevated in the gutter...
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Re: Warning about homosexuality
What do you mean?
Do you mean you're a prude?
There is no gutter language at all in Mr Monste*rbot's post*. Just correct and forthright anatomical discussion.
He read it in the Bible.
* Except perhaps, 'arse'.
Do you mean you're a prude?
There is no gutter language at all in Mr Monste*rbot's post*. Just correct and forthright anatomical discussion.
He read it in the Bible.
* Except perhaps, 'arse'.
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I went to church as a little lad and never ever came across 'mind blowing ejaculation' in the Bible,
(although I did in the vestry thank you Gloria Hasslit )
(although I did in the vestry thank you Gloria Hasslit )
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