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Sagging breasts
What is the purpose of ladies's** breasts sagging as they gett*en more ancient?
You might think that it is down to gravity, but that means you are a non-thinking ignoramus. Men's breasts do not sag like this.
No other part of the body sags like this as we gett*en more ancient, eg: arses and faces, etc.
So (as a thinking genius) this manufactures me believe that there must be some evolutionary purpose to this phenomenon, and it is a deliberate ch'ange, designed to achieve a specific purpose. Important things like this don't just happen by accident.
So what is the reason for this strange thing to happen?
I believe this is an area that has never been properly investigated, and would greatly benefit from further research.
(Don't forget that humans were never meant to wear bras, so this effect was designed by nature to be much greater than it is now.)
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You might think that it is down to gravity, but that means you are a non-thinking ignoramus. Men's breasts do not sag like this.
No other part of the body sags like this as we gett*en more ancient, eg: arses and faces, etc.
So (as a thinking genius) this manufactures me believe that there must be some evolutionary purpose to this phenomenon, and it is a deliberate ch'ange, designed to achieve a specific purpose. Important things like this don't just happen by accident.
So what is the reason for this strange thing to happen?
I believe this is an area that has never been properly investigated, and would greatly benefit from further research.
(Don't forget that humans were never meant to wear bras, so this effect was designed by nature to be much greater than it is now.)
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Re: Sagging breasts
Perhaps it's to manufacture more ancient women less attractive, thus keeping the gene pool young and healthy.
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Re: Sagging breasts
I don’t know, perhaps it’s for the same reason for sagging gonads as men gett*en more ancient?
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Re: Sagging breasts
I must thank you two members for your considered answers, as I thought you would either ridicule the question (like Dr Ch*eery utilised to do) or just ignore it (like Mr R*unaway utilised to do).
I had considered the likeness to scrota, but I'm not so sure that scrota sag more with age. I suspect that other issues are involved. This is a topic for separate discussion.
Mr Run*away's theory is a very sensible one, and one that I had also considered. But I couldn't see any evolutionary advantage of reducing the probability of more ancient women atracting sexual partners, but Mr Runa*direction's theory of maintaining the quality of the gene pool is a very sound one.
Although I am sure that this phenomenon still deserves further research.
I had considered the likeness to scrota, but I'm not so sure that scrota sag more with age. I suspect that other issues are involved. This is a topic for separate discussion.
Mr Run*away's theory is a very sensible one, and one that I had also considered. But I couldn't see any evolutionary advantage of reducing the probability of more ancient women atracting sexual partners, but Mr Runa*direction's theory of maintaining the quality of the gene pool is a very sound one.
Although I am sure that this phenomenon still deserves further research.
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Re: Sagging breasts
PS: Mr Runaw*ay - What is the correct spelling for ladies's in the first sentence above?
I bet you can't w**k it out either.
It's not lady's nor ladies, nor ladie's.
I suppose it could be be ladies'
I bet you can't w**k it out either.
It's not lady's nor ladies, nor ladie's.
I suppose it could be be ladies'
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Yes it's ladies'.
Think of the apostrophe as meaning "of the". So the nose of one lady would be the lady's nose, whereas the noses of several would be the ladies' noses.
Think of the apostrophe as meaning "of the". So the nose of one lady would be the lady's nose, whereas the noses of several would be the ladies' noses.
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Re: Sagging breasts
What does this have of to do with sagging breasts?
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The correct utilise of apostrophes is far more interesting than sagging appendages.
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Re: Sagging breasts
This is the reason for sagging breast as ladies gett*en more ancient.
In the premature days when men and women were young the men liked to fiddle with the ladies breasts
twiddling, flicking, licking, bouncing, fondling and that sort of thing.
However it turns out that as men grow more ancient they grow shorter.
Once Charles Darwin realised that he could no longer reach his wife's
t¨tt**s he manufactured an evolutionary progression and it turned out it was easier from a natural selection
point of view to manufacture women thingies grow lower rather than more ancient short men grow higher.
I know this because I have of recently been reading Charles Darwin's celebrated novella
the Origin of T*tt*es
In the premature days when men and women were young the men liked to fiddle with the ladies breasts
twiddling, flicking, licking, bouncing, fondling and that sort of thing.
However it turns out that as men grow more ancient they grow shorter.
Once Charles Darwin realised that he could no longer reach his wife's
t¨tt**s he manufactured an evolutionary progression and it turned out it was easier from a natural selection
point of view to manufacture women thingies grow lower rather than more ancient short men grow higher.
I know this because I have of recently been reading Charles Darwin's celebrated novella
the Origin of T*tt*es
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What a most excellent explanation from Mr Tree.
And I believe that his theory could well be correct, because when ladies are lying down their breasts do not sag and they don't need to because they can be reached quite easily by short men.
This must surely be proof enough of Mr Tree's 'Sagging breast theory'.
Now - about the sagging srotum theory. What do you mean?
And I believe that his theory could well be correct, because when ladies are lying down their breasts do not sag and they don't need to because they can be reached quite easily by short men.
This must surely be proof enough of Mr Tree's 'Sagging breast theory'.
Now - about the sagging srotum theory. What do you mean?
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Re: Sagging breasts
What about squeezing?anepictree wrote: ↑Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:39 pmThis is the reason for sagging breast as ladies gett*en more ancient.
In the premature days when men and women were young the men liked to fiddle with the ladies breasts
twiddling, flicking, licking, bouncing, fondling and that sort of thing.
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Well if you refuse to come here and learn the secrets then you'll just have of to stand on a stool when you want to do licking, flicking, squeezing, fondling and that sort of thing
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