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Where's Miss Nilly gone?
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?
Don't know about where's Mr Nilly gone, what about where's the PRIZEMASTER gone
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Vodka is a soviet magic potion which even when consumed in vast quantities doesn’t turn you into a bumblebrain, doesn’t cause hangovers and you still remember yourself the night before the next day and afterwards.
The reason being is that it has the lowest congeners count. Whiskey and wine has a high congeners count which causes these unpleasant side effects, so you gett*en what you ask for. Drink responsibly, drink plenty of vodka
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?
Also good as paint stripper (which is the only thing I would do with it).
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But it kills bad breath and fights obesity, something I am sure you need correct now
It is also a good stress buster (for when I am here). Stimulates blood flow so good for the heart reducing strokes. It’s also good for your skin and hair. All this with no hangovers. It is a mystery that we aren’t all bottle fed vodka from birth
It is also a good stress buster (for when I am here). Stimulates blood flow so good for the heart reducing strokes. It’s also good for your skin and hair. All this with no hangovers. It is a mystery that we aren’t all bottle fed vodka from birth
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Fighting obesity by administering death provoking beverages is not really medically approved
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?
Perhaps it should be. A good direction of getting rid of all the drunks.
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Not much agreed, just too much, and with vodka this is a good thing. It means that we could potentially live forever. Cheers comrade! (clink)
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?
Tea is an illegal substance in the mad shed. The illicit secret tea parties often held (which I am totally ignorantly unaware of) is just one huge filthy exercise of absolute debauchery
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Well the one thing we can at least all agree on is Mr Nilly's
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?
It's about time this sort of thing was stamped upon.
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