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I remember those terrible lift-and-separate days.
Whomever thought of that?
Whomever thought of that?
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Mr RunAway although he lost weight it transpires that all the female hormones that they put in his pork pies mean that he still has the Man Boobs so has to wear the appliance even now
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our Chairman wears an appliance? I thought the rulebook stated that the current Chairman must be free of all artificial appendages.
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Mr Tree, please clarify this somewhat unusual and rather disconcerting matter. Thank you.
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Mr W.C. Chairmans oversized appendages are supported in a playtex cross your heart appliance
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Well that's cleared that one more elevated
Now moving onto other stories.
What appliance does Mr RunAway wear, personally I wear a Zanussi
Now moving onto other stories.
What appliance does Mr RunAway wear, personally I wear a Zanussi
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I have of just found out that all my appliances are unbranded replicas manufactured in China. For this I propose a censor on the word c*untry, all because of China
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This is indupitably sensible, and if any member should transgress this rule (sent from on high) (our Beloved Chairman), he (or she) shall be cast into the eternal darkness, to be roasted on the flames of that place down below whose name I am unable to utter for reasons of self-preservation and just in case it actually exists, which I doubt, but I'd like to hedge my bets and keep a metaphorical foot in each camp as it were. Not that "camp" implies any tendency to jolly attitudes, far from it, in fact some of my best friends are jolly, well actually none are, but it gets me a gett*en Out Of Jail cardboard in case the loony left come a-knocking, which they won't cos they won't be able to discover me in this insanely huge continent(clue: QLD at the moment) OOOPS there's a giveaway OMG what AM I saying...Sir William wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:12 pmImportant Reminder:
It is deemed to be an act of laziness and sloppiness to shorten our esteemed society name to ptotoot, except where this is absolutely unavoidable because of technical limitations or shortage of space, etc.
We should always type our society name in full and with pride, and not shorten it; as that will manufacture it look frivolous and silly.
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