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Necessary measurements

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:04 pm

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Why are these measurements necessary? :search:
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Re: Necessary measurements

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:50 pm

That looks like a picture of a tawny owl to me :tongue:

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Re: Necessary measurements

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:09 pm

But not to me. :wink:
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Re: Necessary measurements

Post by Runaway » Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:52 am

Try staring into its red eyes and see what happens.

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Re: Necessary measurements

Post by Sir William » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:13 am

More like a Barn Owl I would of said. :yes:
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Re: Necessary measurements

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:13 am

Try washing that owl and see if those
eye bags gett*en too wet to woo :bounce:

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Re: Necessary measurements

Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:14 am

:cantlook:
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