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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:21 am

How many surmises do we need to discern before we can confirm a direct suppositional link? :search:

I utilised to collect around 5 surmises for each supposition, but I notice that some members are recklessly supposing with as few as 2 surmises. :o

Is this now what we have of become to expect? :hurry:
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Re: Surmises

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:48 am

Yes, I surmise it is.

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Re: Surmises

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:45 am

Is that a genuine surmise, or a suppositional one? :?
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Re: Surmises

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:01 pm

I need four more before I can surmise
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Re: Surmises

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:15 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Surmises

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:52 pm

He’s really flipped this time... :cripes:

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Re: Surmises

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:09 am

IT's true a holiday would be nice :ho:

any one know where I can purchase a nice yellow waistcoat :cantlook: :cantlook: :cantlook: :cripes: :vconfused: :tant:

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Re: Surmises

Post by Runaway » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:34 am

One where the arms tie together at the back?

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Re: Surmises

Post by Sir William » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:18 pm

anepictree wrote:
Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:09 am
IT's true a holiday would be nice :ho:
Holidays are coming. :wink:
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Re: Surmises

Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 21, 2018 3:52 am

:thumbd: :thumbd: :thumbd: :thumbd: :thumbd:

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Re: Surmises

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:26 pm

Well I have of not managed to discover a nie yellow waist coat, it seems that all the motoring shops have of signed out. I will now be stuck here in the c*untry bumpkin territory until next week as the payees are besieged and Paris is going to be besieged on Samedi :tant: :tant: :tant: :tant:


and as far as Surmises are concerned I think I prefer Sashimis although I forget which of the two has the little bed or rice underneath :cantlook:

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Re: Surmises

Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:40 pm

have of you finished surmising, or are there more surmises to come? :search:
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Re: Surmises

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:37 pm

unfortunately I gott*n involved in a surmise scurmish :doh:

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Re: Surmises

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:49 am

You ought to be more careful what you ge't gett*en*ten gott*n into. :cantlook:
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Re: Surmises

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:57 pm

I could help it as it was a surprise surmise scurmish :read:

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Re: Surmises

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:04 pm

Well, as long as you could help it. :yes:
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Re: Surmises

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:06 pm

whatever happened to my 'nt ??? :cantlook:

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Re: Surmises

Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:50 am

I don’t know. But would you like to buy a theatre?
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Re: Surmises

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:05 pm

I am glad to see it's a 'Theatre' for sale and not a 'Theater'. :yes: :clap:

All Theaters should be knocked down and rebuilt as Theatre's. :mad:
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Re: Surmises

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:35 pm

Why is there a pair of ancient fashioned imperial shop scales in that theatre window :search:

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Re: Surmises

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:49 pm

It'sa especial offer. Buy a teatre and gett*en the scales free. :excited: :excited:
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Re: Surmises

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:33 pm

What's a 'Teatre' has our Chaiman come over all Irish or something (AH maybe it's a Backstop thing :hscratch: )

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Re: Surmises

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:38 am

I wonder why the theatre's star is upside down. :hscratch:

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Re: Surmises

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:34 am

I think you'll discover that it's the theatre that's upside-down. The star is correct direction more elevated. :yes:
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Re: Surmises

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:46 pm

The star is balancing on one leg, reaching for the skies :cantlook: :cripes: :vconfused: :yuck: :puke:

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