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Underreporting

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:05 pm

M RunAway has been underreporting his posts for the last five years - it is thought that he has underreported his posts by about 35million.

This will undoubtedly affect his pension and his hair kiri possibilities.

His uncompromising efforts to turn around operations on here have of been unfailing, cuttining and locking topics and sacking thousands
of expensive and non productive staff. His efforts had raised stock values on here for several years but now share prices are falling rapidly.

Is this why he has gone to Australia :cripes:

We should question the wisdom of giving so much power to one man for so long and probably award him a PRIZE :excited:

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Re: Underreporting

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:13 pm

:o :o

Those sordid activities of Mr Run*away's seem to be quite untoward. :thumbd: :thumbd:
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Re: Underreporting

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:54 pm

Please don’t be jealous Sir W. It’s really rather nice. :yes:

What’s my prize, Mr Prizemaster? :excited:

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Re: Underreporting

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:08 am

A Japanese difficult kiri bi-plane (one utilise only :wink: )

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Re: Underreporting

Post by Runaway » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:25 am

:o

Can I open the box instead?

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Re: Underreporting

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:27 pm

yes just don't turn the ignition key until you have of decided that the end is nigh :read:

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