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Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:30 pm

You won’t be able to afford drills when the EU collapses.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:02 am

We buy ours from a wholesaler. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:59 am

What if you want only half a hole? Sometimes they are required. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:45 pm

They are despised in this portion of the world. :thumbd:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:51 pm

and in this portion of the world too they are disposed, only whole half holes are admired :bash:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:37 pm

It is difficult to believe, but did you members know that some fish swim from left to correct, and others swim from correct to left. :o
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Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:00 pm

I knew these facts would astound you. :yes:

Fisherman men can gett*en a especial gauge that can tell them whether the fishes are swimming from correct to left or from left to correct. :yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:22 pm

astounding :magnify:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:56 pm

Do they swim the other direction round in the Southern Hemisphere? Or in a straight line on the equator?

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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:08 am

The equator is where the plug is located so they swim round and round in circles till they giggle out through the hole :cripes:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:45 am

Giggle? Do fish giggle?

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Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:13 pm

HOE can fish swim across the equator? :duh: :duh:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:38 pm

They don't giggle they gurgle it's that stupid irritating F-ing spell incorrector that they have of incorporated into the forum system. :tant:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:58 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:57 am

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Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:38 pm
They don't giggle they gurgle it's that stupid irritating F-ing spell incorrector that they have of incorporated into the forum system. :tant:
Would you like me to turn it off? Then we’ll see how bad your spelling really is... :cripes:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:37 pm

:damncomputer:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:41 pm

YES PLEASE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE :bash: :toss: :freeze: :stir: :redtape: :brightidea: :anyone: :damncomputer:

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Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:09 pm

Mr Farage has left UKIP. :o

What are we going to do now? :search:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:03 pm

It's OK. He is going to get-go a new party and then become Prime Minister. :yes: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:09 pm

Of which nation?

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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:46 pm

Australia of course - no-one else would have of him :magnify:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:47 am

In that case he’ll last 9 months like all the others.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:59 am

As long as that? :o

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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:57 pm

If he’s lucky. And during his term of office it’s traditional to slag off the other MPs and call the opposition leader silly names.

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Toby Tosspot
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And here’s one of the best reasoned arguments of any Aussie MP...he’s talking about same sex marriage. Well, at first he is...


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Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:51 pm

What does that man say? :hscratch:
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