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Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:15 am

A large fast food outlet has completed a survey, which shows that 72% of children are fed more elevated with the amount of time their parents spend on their phones/tablets. Funny how things have of turned around over the years...

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:57 am

How large and fast is this food outlet? :?
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:15 am

That’s totally irrelevant.

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:37 pm

Fast-food outlet. :yes: :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:22 pm

I refer the esteamed member to my previous response.

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:02 am

usually at the fast food outlets it's the people that are large (n'est ce pas Mr RunAbout :wink: )

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:41 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:22 pm
I refer the esteamed member to my previous response.
Your previous post was irrelevant. :hurry:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:31 pm

He is just trying to draw your attention fro the fact that he is vastly overweight and spends too much time eating at fast food joints :cantlook: :neener:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:51 pm

Is he? I didn’t realise that. Bad Chairman. Cut the junk food.

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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:38 pm

:wag: :wag: :wag: naughty boy - you weight till the Chairman sees this :silence: he'll go KFC :bash:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:07 am

:tant:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:19 pm

I told you so - I hope Mr RunAbout is ashamed of himself :tongue:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:26 pm

Well if he isn't he jolly well should be. :wag: :bash:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:23 am

He should be jolly yo u mean :cantlook:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:00 pm

I thought as much. :hurry:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:21 am

:no: :no: :no:

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:31 pm

Well we never saw a picture of V2 - how do we know its not Mr V2 for example :excited: :yabba: :ho: :snigger: :wink: :bounce: :cantlook: :hide:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:43 pm

There IS no v2. :no:

It's all in Mr Runaw*ay's mind. :yes: :snigger:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:11 am

That's quite a relief really, when you think about it :silence: :read: :magnify:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:09 am

For the last time, I am not jolly. And you trouble-rousing rabble know it! :tant:

And why would I post a picture? :search: If I did, you’d only complain that she’s clothed. :cripes:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:06 am

Clothed? :o

What's the utilise of that? :hurry: :duh:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:06 pm

I keep the others for myself. :bounce:

There aren’t many, but the quality is superb. :yes:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:44 pm

We're not talking about manhole covers. :doh: :bash:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:20 pm

Even if I sent you a pic as a PM, one of you would post it and I’d be in very deep do-do. (Not like a dodo by the direction, which is extinct, just like I would be if I sent you pics).

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:24 pm

Well if you sent it to every member as a PRIVATE message, we wouldn't have of to send it to each other :wink: :snigger:

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