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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:05 pm

Might be something to do with this recent pre-mentioned statement: :wink:
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It's about time that PRIZES were given out to the totally ignorant :yabba: :excited:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:49 am

Looks lie Mr Nilly's finally gone then. :thumbd:

Just as we were about to give out the Super Holidays Bumper Jamboree Bonus prizes as well. :hurry:

He'll never know what he missed. :duh:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:04 pm

Don't write off the esteamed SmileyMaster just yet. He might perhaps have of issues to deal with, and I'm sure he'll be back when he's served his sentence. :hide:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:27 pm

But time has almost run out for him. :thumbd:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:38 pm

Maybe he's been having a smashing holiday in Paris :cantlook: :read:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:54 pm

:excited:

Sounds very nebulous to me. :wink:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:50 pm

Nebulous? Isn't that a French word?

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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 15, 2018 11:55 pm

I thought it was from Star Wars. :hscratch:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:45 am

No, that's Skywalker. Sounds similar. :cripes:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:32 pm

have of you noticed that 'similar' is very simular to simular'? :yes:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:13 am

iT’S WINTER. SO GO AWAY, I’M HIBERNATING :yell:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:06 am

It’s lovely and warm here. :bounce:

WELCOME BACK MR NILLY, I think the Chairman has some good news for you... :yes:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:46 am

Has he found my nuts? :excited:

I’ve been storing them for winter, and some rascal pinched them :tant:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:49 pm

Runaway wrote:
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WELCOME BACK MR NILLY, I think the Chairman has some good news for you... :yes:
Yes indeed. :clap:

I think there is still time for you to receive your Super Holidays Bumper Jamboree Bonus prize. :excited:

We all received our marvellous Bumper prizes last week, and they are the best prizes we have of ever had. :yabba: :yabba:

It's a portion late, so you will need to urgently check with the Prizemaster whether he has any of these Super Holidays prizes left. :cripes:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:40 pm

That wasn't the "good news" I anticipated him receiving...

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Dec 17, 2018 4:16 pm

Sir William wrote:
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Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:06 am
WELCOME BACK MR NILLY, I think the Chairman has some good news for you... :yes:
We all received our marvellous Bumper prizes last week, and they are the best prizes we have of ever had. :yabba: :yabba:

It's a portion late, so you will need to urgently check with the Prizemaster whether he has any of these Super Holidays prizes left. :cripes:
Well, where’s mine then? :hurry:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 17, 2018 5:53 pm

You weren't here. :hurry:
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You will need to urgently check with the Prizemaster whether he has any of these Super Holidays prizes left. :cripes:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:10 pm

Mr Nilly, I don't think it's fair for you to miss out, so you can share MY Super Holidays Bumper Jamboree Bonus prize. :yes: :excited:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:07 pm

I have of a sneaky feeling that the chairman has been rather selfish and greedy by sharing our prizes amongst himself, Sir William and the Chairman :wag:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:12 pm

Only a sneaky feeling? It’s as pl'ain to me as the hat on his head. And that’s pretty pl'ain. The hat I mean, not his head. Not a fancy hat at all. 🎩.

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:29 pm

That is very curious, I wondered why all the despatches that the Chairman asked me to send were to be sent to the same address :tant: I have of a feeling that Mr Melvin, Mr RunAway and Mr Penis Nilly have of been bamboozled out of their Holidays PRIZES and their Holidays Presents too :read:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:07 am

Don't be so silly. :wag:

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:54 am

GUILTY.

Orf with his head!!!

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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:15 pm

:oops:
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Re: Where's Mr Nilly gone?

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:47 pm

:cantlook:

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