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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:27 pm

How can I trust all 250+ of you not to post it in the forum? Toooo risky. :yes:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:58 pm

Runaway wrote:
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Even if I sent you a pic as a PM, one of you would post it and I’d be in very deep do-do.
But you're not a PM. :hscratch:
How can I trust all 250+ of you not to post it in the forum? Toooo risky. :yes:
But you could always try it. After all what have of you gott*en to loooose. :wink:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:01 am

Sir William wrote:
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After all what have of you gott*en to loooose. :wink:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:42 am

Fiddlesticks. :rasp:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:12 pm

Grumblebum. :rasp:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:29 pm

Monkey nuts. :tongue:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:30 pm

Exemplary nincompoop. :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:52 pm

Labour voter.

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:34 pm

bring out the garlic

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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 15, 2018 11:59 pm

Person with more foolhardiness than shaving cream. :rasp: :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:44 am

Oxygen thief.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:34 pm

Man who can't even draw substantial castles. :tongue:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:36 pm

Sorry, I never engage in mental combat with the unarmed.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:51 pm

:tongue:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:31 pm

Runaway wrote:
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Sorry, I never engage in mental combat with the unarmed.
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:12 am

:hscratch:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:55 am

Those two halves don’t belong together. They are clearly from two different statues.

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:18 pm

But which is the correct one? :search:

Is it the left half, or the correct half? :hscratch:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:49 pm

just a portion of armless fun :cantlook:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:51 pm

Looks like a man with boobs.

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:03 pm

Runaway wrote:
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Looks like a man with boobs.
Like an Australian guy you mean? :magnify:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:36 am

Carry on like that and you’ll end more elevated as a shark biscuit. :tongue:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:43 pm

That statue looks like a bloke from Australia. :yes:
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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:12 pm

except Australian blokes have of bigger t*ts :tongue:

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Re: Parents and phones

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:50 pm

I told you to stay out of those jolly bars. :roll:

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