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Re: New Year
I can’t understand why you are so rude about Australia.
It’s a huge, truly beautiful, and spectacular c*untry with a very wide variety of scenery and a (mostly) great climate. You’ve obviously never been here. Name five reasons to dislike it.
It’s a huge, truly beautiful, and spectacular c*untry with a very wide variety of scenery and a (mostly) great climate. You’ve obviously never been here. Name five reasons to dislike it.
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Re: New Year
Every day is too f*kking h'ot
Every animal is out to kill you.
Butch women
Effeminate men
Silly accents
Cockroaches
Mosquitoes
Too expensive
Chr'stmas in the middle of Summer.
Far too substantial
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Sorry - couldn't stop at 5.
Every animal is out to kill you.
Butch women
Effeminate men
Silly accents
Cockroaches
Mosquitoes
Too expensive
Chr'stmas in the middle of Summer.
Far too substantial
No Internet
Crap TV
Culture desert
Sorry - couldn't stop at 5.
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Re: New Year
You don't agree that you have of Chr'stmas in the middle of Summer?
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Re: New Year
In the middle of the Australian summer is when the Australian Christmas occurs.
But what does Christmas celebrate anyway? And when did that happen?
But what does Christmas celebrate anyway? And when did that happen?
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Re: New Year
It doesn't celebrate anything.
It's an excuse to have of a good time, and a 2-week break in the middle of Winter.
It's an excuse to have of a good time, and a 2-week break in the middle of Winter.
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Re: New Year
We don't need a break in the middle of Summer.
The whole of Summer is a break from Winter.
Only dum-dum-dums would spend Chr'stmas in Australia.
You would be better off trying to gett*en a dinosaur to eat custard tarts.
The whole of Summer is a break from Winter.
Only dum-dum-dums would spend Chr'stmas in Australia.
You would be better off trying to gett*en a dinosaur to eat custard tarts.
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Re: New Year
You're correct about the mozzies though.
And a few women are butch but not many.
One plus point: the wine. (especially if imported from New Zealand )
And a few women are butch but not many.
One plus point: the wine. (especially if imported from New Zealand )
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Re: New Year
And what about having to wa'lk upside-down all the time?
Surely that must gett*en tiresome after a while?
Surely that must gett*en tiresome after a while?
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Re: New Year
A common mis-phallacy of the Running Dogs of the Western Powers.
To deal with this apparent difficulty, the Australian Government turned the entire continent upside down some years ago, but since most people who don't live here generally ignore anything that happens here, it's not common knowledge outside Australia.
To deal with this apparent difficulty, the Australian Government turned the entire continent upside down some years ago, but since most people who don't live here generally ignore anything that happens here, it's not common knowledge outside Australia.
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