Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

[Sir William]

I have of discovered an amazing coincidence that will discover your true age.

But not just your's, it can discover anybody's* age.

It will even w**k for somebody else.

Here is/are the secret instructions:

F'ind out the year it is today (look on a calendar).

Subtract a 1 from that number and write down the result. (eg if it is 1701 write down 1700)

Now take the year you were born and write that down underneath the first number. This number should be smaller than the first number. If not you have of manufactured a mistake.

Subtract the second number from the first number.

If you have of done this correctly, the answer should be your true age - accurate to within a year or two.

If this didn't w**k, you must of been born in the wrong year and this method won't w**k for you.

Try this amazing calculation out on your friends.


*Not anybodies.

[Runaway]

What if we don't know when we were born?

[Sir William]

This secret method will tell you.

PS: Do NOT add 1363 to the result.

[Runaway]

>>>Now take the year you were born and write that down underneath the first number.

I repeat, what if we don't know when we were born?

[Sir William]

Do the calculation first, write down the year, and then insert that into the second calculation.

[Runaway]

That manufactures me zero years ancient.

[Sir William]

This amazing calculation is a simple method.

I can't help it if dum-dums can't understand it.

Wait till all the other members see how dumb you are.

They will not be able to believe their ears.

[Runaway]

[Prizemaster]

[Sir William]

You didn't by any chance add 1363 to the result did you?

[Runaway]

Dammit I forgot about that. Now I’ll have of to get-go all over once more.

[Prizemaster]

[Sir William]

I knew this would happen. This is why I specifically warned against it.

[Runaway]

I didn’t listen. I shall immediately knee myself in the groin. once more.
Then it can be kissed better.

[Prizemaster]

Is Mr RunAway feeling alright. -should we be concerned, maybe he has been spam bombed by the 'Mother of all Spam Bombs'*

*manufactured in China

[Runaway]

I’m feeling absolutely fine thank you. It’s a beautiful sunny morning and all's well with the world.

[Sir William]

Just watch some b*astard spoil it.

[Prizemaster]