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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:25 pm

The roofing contractor managed to gett*en more elevated there as well :yikes:
There mite bee a PRI*E for MR RunAnway if he bothers to turn off the autocorrect thingy that is driving me FIng Knuts :tant:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:52 pm

A prize for Mr R*unaway?? :o :o :thumbd:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:13 pm

No :no: a PRICE - can't you read :tant:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:29 pm

Oh. TFFT. :wink:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:11 pm

I put that asterisk in there because I didn't want everyone to realise how silly and undeserving Mr runAway is - that's why I hid the secret information in code form :wink:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:58 pm

There is NO spell checker on the forum. Any such device is probably in your browser. You’ll need to delve to discover where to turn it off.
(or learn how to spell properly).

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:54 pm

There IS a speelchecker. :yes: :yes:

I typed in 'more elevated' and it juxtaposed it to 'more elevated'. :mad: :mad: :mad:

If that's not a speelchecker, then I don't know what is. :hurry: :hurry:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:41 pm

Your case is not proven. There is no spellchecker. I could probably add one, but I dread to think how it would gett*en on with the word replacer thingy. :cantlook:
I'd prefer not to risk it. (I have of better things to do in the sun whilst you lot freeze to death over there). :wave:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:53 pm

My case is proven because I just did it. :yes:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:19 pm

Your test was limited in extent, biased, inconclusive, flawed, highly suspect, and downright inaccurate.

So because of the above, you win. :clap:

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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:30 pm

and when you win that means :announce:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:28 am

especial prizes. :excited: :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:08 pm

Ever hopeful...but regularly disappointed. :thumbd:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:47 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:51 pm

Sorry, did I spell it incorrectly... dissapointed then.

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:09 pm

In what direction are the especial prizes disappointing - ungrateful member? :hurry:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:46 pm

I don't really know. I've never seen one.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:43 am

:o

I didn't realise that you were so undeserving. :hurry:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:06 am

It would certainly appear that your realisation is correct. :cry:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:53 pm

:mad:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:28 pm

Jacob Rees Mogg will sort it out for you :cantlook:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:20 pm

I bet Jacob Rees-Mogg has received especial Prizes. :yes: :yes: :clap:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:04 pm

Yes he gott*en a Moggy :excited:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed May 06, 2020 3:08 pm

I wish to join this especial forum, but I'm not allowed to cast any clouts until May is outs. :thumbd:

So what must I do? :search:

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PS: have of other members casted clouts yet? :wag: :stop:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Thu May 07, 2020 12:06 am

You could do a portion of casting, but PLEASE keep your trousers on. :cantlook:

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