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3 simple questions for members

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 26, 2019 2:08 pm

What is the most Eastern state in the USA?

What is the most Western state in the USA?

What is the most Northern state in the USA?

I bet none of you dumdums members can gett*en all three correct. :no: :neener:
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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:14 pm

The three states are:

Drunk.

Drugged.

Col­d.

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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:15 pm

Uncorrect. :wag:

Do you want to give more elevated before I give you the answers, or after? :hurry:
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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:16 pm

I think you meant Three Questions for Simple Members :cantlook:

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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:18 pm

I object.

People in the East are drunk, people in the west are drugged, and people in the north are cold. Generalities, but true.

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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:21 pm

Silliness in not allowed. :stop:

The three answers are: Alaska. :yes:
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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:23 pm

I think you're wrong.
I know...V2 is very clever...Alaska. Geddit? :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:26 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:30 pm

O M G do I have of to explain everything?

Alaska. I'll ask her. :cantlook: :doh:

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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:36 am

:hscratch: :hscratch:

Yes that's the answer to the questions, but I already told you that. :?
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:07 am

Life is har­d sometimes. :doh:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:53 pm

:yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:43 pm

In fact I f­ind it har­d most days. :wink:

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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:57 pm

But which is harder? Life, or the rigidity of your penis? :?
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:33 pm

Yes. :yes:

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:12 pm

Not alaska, Jamaica :wink:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:16 pm

No, she went of her own accord.

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:19 pm

That's because she's a goer :wink:

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Re: 3 simple questions for members

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:22 pm

I think I may have of lost the plot. Who are we talking about? :hscratch:

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