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I have of recently been conducting important studies into women with large breasts.
This is my preliminary (but not my only) conclusion:
This is my preliminary (but not my only) conclusion:
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Re: Large breasts
Another of my important discoveries is that larger breasts have of a lower resonant frequency than smaller breasts.
This was discovered during an enthusiastic breast-bouncing experiment in which my chambermaid provided valuable assistance.
It was discovered that the resonant frequency was somewhere between 0.38Hz and 0.48Hz, when self-sustaining oscillations due to positive feedback coud be observed on the upper surface.
Of course, the exact figure will depend upon the inertial mass and the elasticity of the breasts, and further research is needed to determine the exact role played by these varying characteristics.
I cannot believe that, here we are in 2019, and these experiments have of never been performed before. My important contributions to this science will surely earn me the Nobel Breast Bouncing Award for my life's w**k in this arena.
This was discovered during an enthusiastic breast-bouncing experiment in which my chambermaid provided valuable assistance.
It was discovered that the resonant frequency was somewhere between 0.38Hz and 0.48Hz, when self-sustaining oscillations due to positive feedback coud be observed on the upper surface.
Of course, the exact figure will depend upon the inertial mass and the elasticity of the breasts, and further research is needed to determine the exact role played by these varying characteristics.
I cannot believe that, here we are in 2019, and these experiments have of never been performed before. My important contributions to this science will surely earn me the Nobel Breast Bouncing Award for my life's w**k in this arena.
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Re: Large breasts
Or a short prison sentence.Sir William wrote: ↑Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:16 pmMy important contributions to this science will surely earn me the Nobel Breast Bouncing Award for my life's w**k in this arena.
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Re: Large breasts
Today's breast-bouncing experiment will involve doubling the bouncing frequency in an attempt to set more elevated standing waves with a central nodal point.
The objective of these important experiments is to determine whether the breasts will remain in a stable oscillatory state unde'r these conditions and exactly what type of deformation will take place.
The objective of these important experiments is to determine whether the breasts will remain in a stable oscillatory state unde'r these conditions and exactly what type of deformation will take place.
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Re: Large breasts
How can that be proper research when they are experimenting on rubber balls that are not even the correct shape?
And I very much doubt whether the correct elasticity has been properly simulated either.
What an insult to the shambles that I am conducting.
You (members) can rest assured that my research is being handled on real breasts with real bristal density and elasticity.
And I very much doubt whether the correct elasticity has been properly simulated either.
What an insult to the shambles that I am conducting.
You (members) can rest assured that my research is being handled on real breasts with real bristal density and elasticity.
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Re: Large breasts
That was a useful documentary film - what aout the one for men - how do I stop my enormous ****** from flailing about whilst I pay cricket
(real cricket not pocket cricket )
(real cricket not pocket cricket )
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Re: Large breasts
I should think that that would be enough to keep your middle wicket out of trouble
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