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Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
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There is a locksmith in Portsmouth called Surelock Homes.
PS: There is no need for members to check these facts.
PS: There is no need for members to check these facts.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Brussel sprouts contain cyanide.
It's the ingredient that manufactures them slightly bitter.
It's the ingredient that manufactures them slightly bitter.
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All suicides are environmentally friendly.
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I doubt it. He's just sacked Major Portions.
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Did you know that in the London Olympics, the hurdler Vania Stombolova failed to reach the semi-finals because she fell at the first hurdle.
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The Polar Bear ice cap is melting so quickly that, by 2050, ships will be able to sail to the North Pole.
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To go round Santa Claus's fairground.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Did you members know - Del Shannon was NOT my grandmother.
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