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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:48 pm

A :announce: PRIZE is due
this PRIZE is to be awarded to the clever person who thought of changing the name of our August Forum from
Putting Things on Top of Other Things (a silly name) to The Mad Shed (a very silly name)

This subtly clever juxtapose was undoubtedly manufactured to enable the Forum to attract vast numbers of new members without the recruitment officer having to do any extra w**k.

IT HAS BEEN VASSTLY successful :cant_look:

So to whom do we give the PRIZE :oh heck:

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Re: Seeking PRIZE Claimant

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:52 am

:thanks:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:40 pm

How did the Prizemaster discover these top secret things? :o
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:56 pm

You only have of to look in the Secret Control Panel to see the huge number of members (including the very many secret ones).
My recruitment activities are vindicated. :goodjob:

In line with what happens to the CEOs of major companies, I now warrant a substantial salary increase.

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:55 pm

Runaway wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:56 pm
My recruitment activities are vindicated. :goodjob:
I wouldn't go that far. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:01 pm

I already have of, and I'm going to gett*en the Prizemaster's prize. :excited: :yabba: :clap:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:11 pm

:cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:12 pm

Scoff as much as you wish, you disbeliever you, but the wonderful Prizemaster won't let me down. :no:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:15 pm

:yes: :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:16 pm

Wait and see. He is honourable and trustworthy, and I know he will understand the correct thing to do. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:18 pm

:duh:
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Re: Seeking PRIZE Claimant

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:37 pm

I think that member has gone to far :shock:

The PRIZE goes to Mr Melvyn :enjoy:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:41 pm

What???

Huh, that’s the last time I email you pictures of scantily-clad Aussie beach babes. :hurry: :tant:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:51 am

When will be the first time? :hurry:
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Post by Melvyn » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:52 am

anepictree wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:37 pm
I think that member has gone to far :shock:

The PRIZE goes to Mr Melvyn :enjoy:
:excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :clap: :clap:

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Re: Seeking PRIZE Claimant

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:23 am

Favouritism. once more. :tant:

The prize system is corrupt. :swearing:

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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:35 am

:ho:

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Re: Seeking PRIZE Claimant

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:44 am

Members will observe the cavalier attitude of the Prizemaster. :tant:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:31 am

:ho: :ho: :ho:
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Re: Seeking PRIZE Claimant

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:46 pm

...and the Chairman. :tant:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:52 pm

:oops:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:00 pm

Wicked Chairman. :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:09 pm

:sorry:

:tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Seeking PRIZE Claimant

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:18 pm

Such remorse.

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Re: Seeking PRIZE Claimant

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:25 pm

I'm still looking for the 'Im Not sorry :tongue: ' Smiley, but I can't discover it. Where has our smiley master gone :tant:

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