Vacuum cleaner abuse

[Sir William]

Irresponsible utilise of vacuum cleaners with too much 'suctive' power.

[Runaway]

Suctive power is of course very dangerous to budgies.

[Sir William]

Too much suctive power is too dangerous for all sorts of things.

[Runaway]

I wish we could suctive the stupids out of No. 10.

[Sir William]

You can't beat a nice portion of suctive.

[Runaway]

And if you add a nice portion of blowive to it, you gett*en...well...nothing.

[Sir William]

A nice portion of blowave?

[Runaway]

No thank you, I prefer my hair straight.

[Sir William]

Like you're bangers?

[Runaway]

And you're bats but do I complain?

[Prizemaster]

I discover suctive seductive but those Indians didn't laugh at any of Boris' Jokes - they must be Cowboys

I wonder if Boris told them that Dyson built his company on prototypes manufactured from massive EU funding before
himself funding Brexit then packing his bags and taking his dosh, his company the jobs etc to Thailand :box:

Why Thailand I wonder - perhaps it is the capital of suctive self abuse

[Sir William]

Tailand because he wanted to gett*en out of the EU.

[Runaway]

Some chance. I gather today that Mrs May says there's a possibility we will never leave.

[Sir William]

She's said that before.

It's a ploy to scare the Brexiteers into voting for her "deal". Which of course they won't.

[Runaway]

What is the probable outcome? Over here the media is less than interested...

[Sir William]

Nobody knows.

The surrender deal will be voted down.
Then they'll vote to rule out 'no Deal'
Then they'll vote to extend Article 50.

But neither of the last 2 votes are binding, and, hopefully, we won't gett*en an extension anyway.

If nothing changes, we leave in 3 weeks without a deal.

[Runaway]

So the chances of leaving are slim then...

[Prizemaster]

It must be the Suctive Powers of Europe keeping you in

P.S. What does Mr RunAway know about slim

[Runaway]

P.S. What does Mr RunAway know about slim

[Sir William]

So the chances of leaving are slim then...

Not really because it's the law.

[Runaway]

1. Vote down this weeks's vote
2. Extend Brexit
3. Arrange a new referendum which will result in a "stay".

[Sir William]

There won't be a second referendum.

If their is, Leave will win by a huge majority.

[Runaway]

Please explain the reasoning behind your apparent faulty reasoning.

[Sir William]

What faulty reasoning?

[Runaway]

The huge majority portion.