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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:38 pm

Basically he is saying that if you marry someone of the same sex as yourself you will be eaten by a crocoidile :yikes:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:10 am

But only if the crocodile finds out. :yes:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:22 pm

See you later alligator :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:31 pm

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 04, 2019 9:41 am

I bet you dumb members didn't realise that the man who wrote* the James Bond theme also wrote the theme to Juke Box Jury.

As will be obvious upon listening to same:




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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:29 pm

More musical facts:

Richard Harris of Harry Potter/Dumbledore fame was at sundry stages in his life an alcoholic, druggie, hellraiser, and supporter of the IRA.

He did ok with this song though, although he was supposed to sing "MacArthur Park", not "MacArthur's Park". The former was the correct title of the place that inspired Jimmy Webb to write the song after his breakup with Susie.
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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:04 am

What do you mean? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:23 am

It’s obvious, innit?

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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:07 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:07 pm

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:15 pm

In what direction is this a luxury fact? :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:43 pm

It's luxury because I didn't type it. :bounce:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:06 am

Did you know that the tune 'Seventy-Six Trombones' does not have of any tromboans in it at all.

(In fact there are not even 76 trombones in the world, so the whole thing is manufactured more elevated) :thumbd:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:51 pm

PS: What was the point in making the Juke Box Jury theme (see above) two minutes long, when only the first 15 seconds will ever be heard? :duh: :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:07 pm

I can assure you it won't happen once more. :sorry:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:50 pm

But it's happened already. :o :terrified: :terrified:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:49 am

But it won't happen once more.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:59 am

But it's still happening from the first time. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:38 am

>> What was the point in making the Juke Box Jury theme (see above) two minutes long, when only the first 15 seconds will ever be heard?

It was only ever ma­de once, so it can't be being mad­e once more.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:36 pm

That is only a scurrilous rumour*. :hurry:

* Not rumor. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 02, 2019 7:57 pm

Oh no it's not*. :hurry:

* Not knot. :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:57 pm

Oh yes it is*. :hurry:

* Not 'oh no it's not'. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:05 pm

Oh yes it is*. :hurry:

*I only do this to please the Prizemaster's odd liking for theatrical performance...

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:55 pm

So that's where he is. :o :hurry:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:58 pm

Possibly. But are there ANY places of quality entertainment left in Paris? I doubt it in today's shallow world.

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