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The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster
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The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster
Available from all good booksellers from Monday.
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Re: The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster
Yes, but the volume can be turned down.
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This is a 'How To' Book and is expected to be a leader in the 'For Dummies' series,
I expect members fo this forum will devour it
I expect members fo this forum will devour it
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Vegetarians can’t eat books because books contain tiny paper weevils.
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This is valuable proof that books should never be eaten by vegetarians.
What wonder it is that such useful information is so readily imparted to our esteamed members.
What wonder it is that such useful information is so readily imparted to our esteamed members.
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Austalians keep books in their bush dunnies and utilise the pages one by one in order to w*pe themselves after cr*pping.
I do not believe they know how to read them
I do not believe they know how to read them
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They certainly CAN read. Each page is printed “Please utilise both sides“.
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You can't beet that 'Izal' sheen, the irreplaceable dog tooth precast and
lovely purple ink of the company logo on each shiny slippery slide sh*t square
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Also, this is the Non-Smelly Forum, so these messages are not aloud.
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