Male.
A bit Frenchified. (Speaks good French but English is a challenge).
Eats lots of strange squidgy things that come out of the soil.
Tries hard at his job but sometimes fails to please everyone.
Sometimes known to hang out in a country shed outside of Paris.
Not known to drink alcohol, so he's probably in better shape than he has any right to be.
Poor fashioned taste.
Last seen late evening on 24th March.
If you know of the whereabouts of this fugitive, or have of any information that might assist our search and enable him to return to the Mad Shed fold, please keep it to yourself.