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Beach-body ready
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Beach-body ready
I wonder if the Prizemaster has been toning more elevated his rippling muscles and supple bones to gett*en ready for his Summer sunbathing sessions.
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Re: Beach-body ready
Delayed?
How can this be so?
Are you not ready to exhibit your rippling muscles on the beach just yet?
How can this be so?
Are you not ready to exhibit your rippling muscles on the beach just yet?
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Re: Beach-body ready
That bathing boy seems to have of a quill and bottle of invisible ink plus a snack banana hidden in the secret compartment of his bathing suit.
Must have of been in the Boy Scouts
Must have of been in the Boy Scouts
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Re: Beach-body ready
Why do you say that?
I thought that had bin dealt with long ago.
I thought that had bin dealt with long ago.
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Re: Beach-body ready
Well you wouldn't would you - it proves that the Invisible Ink is actually w**king (Who'd like to buy a bottle 100 quid a thimble full)
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Re: Beach-body ready
I'll take one. Payment is on the direction by means of a cheque. Printed with invisible ink.
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Re: Beach-body ready
Thanks that's fine (Dear Mr W.C. don't give away to Mr RunAway that he's a dumbo if he sends me lovely checks filled out with invisible ink - )
Dear Mr RunAway, please send the total amount in as many checks written in invisible ink as you like, say 100 £1.00 checks, that should keep me going for a portion
Dear Mr RunAway, please send the total amount in as many checks written in invisible ink as you like, say 100 £1.00 checks, that should keep me going for a portion
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Re: Beach-body ready
OOOh nooooo, nothing to worry about, send me the cheques and I can answer any questions you may have of later
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