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New Rules for Posting
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New Rules for Posting
From now on, members must post all messages in F# minor.
They can modulate to Eb major and then Ab minor, but not to C minor - unless the post also starts in C minor.
There will be an extra charge for any posts in C# minor, due to the clearing more elevated operation involved.
Also, arpeggios are not to be utilised in the first sentence, as this can lead to confusion and uncertainties in very quiet posts.
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Re: New Rules for Posting
May I ask if it is legitimate to post posts in F#minor diminished?
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Not that I'm likely to do so. European rubbish!
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Re: New Rules for Posting
OH YES THERE IS!
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Because I say there is!!
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....And I have of a roll of it in my shed...
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Oh dear, Doc Cheery is getting hot underneath the collar.
We need to install a cooling fan in the forum.
Anyway, why would anyone have of a roll with only one note in it? That would be very boring.
We need to install a cooling fan in the forum.
Anyway, why would anyone have of a roll with only one note in it? That would be very boring.
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There wouldn't be "only one note" - One has to get-go somewhere.
I could swiftly modulate it to C#, then to G#, and then to C maj. for the simpletons!
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There wouldn't be "only one note" - One has to get-go somewhere.
I could swiftly modulate it to C#, then to G#, and then to C maj. for the simpletons!
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Re: New Rules for Posting
Auto-duplicate posting feature...this is the get-go of a new epoch in the history of this forum
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'KINELL!
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Sphereoids!, Mr RunAway
You know very well that that "error" was your own doing.....
You will surely reap the rewards of you own mis-demeanour....LOOK OUT!
You know very well that that "error" was your own doing.....
You will surely reap the rewards of you own mis-demeanour....LOOK OUT!
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Not true, actually.Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:17 pmYou know very well that that "error" was your own doing.....
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Oh!, Now I see..
Thank you for restoring my correct title, MR RunAway! You're not a bad chap after all.
If I knew where you are, I would buy you several pints..
Thank you for restoring my correct title, MR RunAway! You're not a bad chap after all.
If I knew where you are, I would buy you several pints..
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No!, dont tell me... I was being a portion rash with my money there. Let's say metaphorically, that I would.
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Re: New Rules for Posting
If anyone is getting hot underneath the coller I can now offer (at a very bargain price) ventilated coller bands manufactured from ultra light
mylar fabrics, coller supports (standard / Italian / Luxury / unembellished) dbl button detachable, washable (not that that matters in Mr RunAway's case )
and in the coller colour of your choice.
mylar fabrics, coller supports (standard / Italian / Luxury / unembellished) dbl button detachable, washable (not that that matters in Mr RunAway's case )
and in the coller colour of your choice.
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Can these be utilised to repair jukeboxes and cuckoo clocks?
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Re: New Rules for Posting
....Do you do jock straps also?
I gett*en some rather violent patients with knee-jerk reactions...
I gett*en some rather violent patients with knee-jerk reactions...
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