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Post by Runaway » Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:48 pm

Coming more elevated soon :excited:

I wonder who will create it? :search:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:39 pm

I think we ought to have of a especial prize. :bounce: :bounce: :yabba:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:36 pm

"especial" as in actually handed over to the winner? That would be a first. :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:49 am

I wasn't thinking that especial. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:25 pm

Business as usual then... :(

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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:21 pm

I've gott*en 20,000 unread private messages in my inbox :? Who'll give me a Prize for that :tant:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:49 pm

Unbelievable...... :tant:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:31 am

What do the unread messages say? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:38 am

They are probably complaints over the non-arrival of prizes...

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:43 am

:o :o :o
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:27 pm

That can't possibly happen, surely? :cripes:

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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:32 am

Actually as you all awoke my curiosity I took a look and guess what :yikes:
Astonishing - they are all notice of Prizes that I have of been awarded and not yet claimed!
No-wonder they call me the PRIZEMASTER round here :excited: :ho: :excited: :ho: :bounce: :excited: :snigger: :excited: :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:52 am

You awarded yourself prizes and didn't know? :hscratch: :hscratch: :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:50 pm

This explains a lot.

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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:50 pm

It would seem that these PRIZES were indeed awarded and I didn't know, but now I do, just in time to go and pick them all more elevated :read:
This is going to be a whole lot of extra w**k, but I'm not the complaining type :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:14 am

Is there any direction we can assist you with your extra w**k? :search:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:34 pm

No thanks I'll manage, most of it is ok, it's a question of knowing what to do with all the cats PRIZES and where to park the Rolls Royces.
The hoovers, kettles, Meschershmidt Bubble Cars and Mangles are mostly going to Charity.

and the other less valuable things like the Rolex Watches I can transport in small attaché cases handcuffed to my wrists :bounce:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:37 pm

Rubbish prizes as usual then?

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:50 pm

But what about the banjos* and cuckoo clocks? :search:


*Not banjo's. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:54 pm

Cuckoo docks? :hscratch:

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:28 pm

The Banjos and Cuckoo docks have of just been awarded to our newest member Kendrick - Well done to our recruitment master for recruiting him. :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:11 pm

Yes, and he's still the daftest member. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:34 pm

We must all strive to improve our individual daftness to match that of our daftest member. :yes: :thumbu:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:09 pm

But how can this be best achieved? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:38 pm

You tell us. You're the boss.

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