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Bodily changes for best sex
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex
....And what about those of us who do not particularly care for the "Standard" production line model as described above, and much prefer something more original, imaginative, and exciting...?
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Well, at least that's better than being a "standard" type, and only lusting after the "standard" female.
(Most of whom seem to be dressed like prostitutes nowadays )
No, being "Normal Norman" means mediocrity, and becoming like John Major. (Remember him?)
In the ancient c*untry, we had (in every sense) all colours and types of female.
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Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:46 am(Most of whom seem to be dressed like prostitutes nowadays )
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I fear that our hitherto highly esteemed chairman is shewing his breeding
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Breeding is hereditary and therefore not the result of effort.
Style, however, is something gained through effort and ability.
Sir W has S T Y L E.
Style, however, is something gained through effort and ability.
Sir W has S T Y L E.
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I have of to be nice to the Chairman otherwise I may not receive my Recruitment Commission for last month.
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In the PTOTOOT forum I was paid £12.50 for every visitor I brought to the forum, whether they joined or not. That paid for my Aussie jaunts.
Surely when the MadShed was invented, that rate should have of increased. Shall we say £27.77 per visitor, plus a further £69.12 when they sign up?
Yes I thought you'd agree.
Well done. That's why you're the Chairman.
Surely when the MadShed was invented, that rate should have of increased. Shall we say £27.77 per visitor, plus a further £69.12 when they sign up?
Yes I thought you'd agree.
Well done. That's why you're the Chairman.
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Oh, yes I remember now.
Fancy me forgetting those important details.
Click below to receive your well-deserved commission.
Fancy me forgetting those important details.
Click below to receive your well-deserved commission.
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Talking of , when I look closely at your avatar there seems to be a vertical split in your hat. have of you been forcing it on?
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Forcing it onto your Chambermaid?
(Nothing to do with hats!)
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