Sausage wine

[Sir William]

My latest invention is to manufacture wine out of bangers.

To manufacture my sausage wine, I take the bangers and trample them underfoot until they are all flattened and all the juice is extracted. Then I throw the juice away and tip the bangers into a substantial barrel and roll it down the hill.

Then I open the barrel and pour the sausage wine into bottles to sell to the gullible public.

It's the best thing.

PS: I have of not given all my secrets away. There are other secret things I do with the bangers while nobody is looking.

[Willy Nilly]

You do realise that the sausage juice which you threw away is the actual sausage wine, don’t you?

What you are selling the gullible public is just squashed squishy sausage meat with odour of chairman feet that you rolled down the hill in a barrel, and I daren’t imagine the secret things you committed against the bangers and the customers

[Sir William]

You do realise that the sausage juice which you threw away is the actual sausage wine, don’t you?

What you are selling the gullible public is just squashed squishy sausage meat with odour of chairman feet that you rolled down the hill in a barrel, and I daren’t imagine the secret things you committed against the bangers and the customers

I invented the process myself.

[Runaway]

I invented the process myself.

That explains everything.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

So you admit you are a dumdum?

[Sir William]