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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:54 pm

:announce:

I think The Sun is responsible for global warming. :yes:

What do other members think? :?
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Re: Global warning

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Aug 05, 2019 1:21 pm

Them, The Mail, The Telegraph and The Express.

Even The Guardian are getting in on the act :thumbd:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:56 pm

It's more likely to be the Holy Ghost than the sun :wink:

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Re: Global warning

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:02 pm

What do you members mean? :hscratch:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:13 am

or the father :wink:

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Re: Global warning

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:28 am

Ey men to that, soul brother. :bigthumbsup:

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Re: Global warning

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:37 pm

These latest contributions are particularly disappointing. :thumbd:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:08 pm

Strange that as the previous one has just been awarded a
substantial Bang bonanza summer extravaganza best of British Jamboree Prize :yes:

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Re: Global warning

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 07, 2019 4:45 pm

:thanks: :yabba: :excited: :bounce: :thanks:

But I didn't do it alone...I'd like to thank my Agent, my Producer, my best friends, my family, in fact everyone in the whole wide world. :yabba:

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Re: Global warning

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:44 pm

:hurry: :hurry: :grump:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:50 pm

Oh all correct then, I’d also like to thank Sir William, without whom I’d have of of won it last year too. :thumbu:

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Re: Global warning

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:52 pm

:thanks:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:57 pm

Anybody remember Acid Rain? :mad:

Whatever happened to that "Climate Emergency"? :hurry: :hurry: :hurry:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:19 pm

Erm...it’s here...

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Re: Global warning

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:30 pm

Why doesn't our recruitment master recruit Greta Funberg - I think we need her on board to help us manufacture this FORUM less carbon foot print burdensome :wink:

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Re: Global warning

Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:42 am

But we're already producing as much CO2 as we possibly can. We can't produce any more. :search:

Life isn't short enough. :no:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:44 pm

That can be arranged :wink:

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Re: Global warning

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:00 am

:thanks:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:45 pm

Things are getting SO hot on here that the PRIZE department has decided to award PRIZE
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to all the members :girly:

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Re: Global warning

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:50 pm

Can I have of a rose pink one please? :bounce:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:56 pm

I thought you already had a rose pink one. :snigger:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:59 pm

Only at first. It becomes almost fuchsia after an hour.

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Re: Global warning

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:05 pm

You should loosen the elastic. :o :o :terrified:
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Re: Global warning

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:07 pm

I wondered why her pants seemed tight.

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