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Re: The only thing MISSing

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:28 pm

Miss Nilly has gone to the Pussy Jokes Topic, I saw her there just now :bounce:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:23 pm

No, I saw YOU there just now :bash:
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Best place to be :wink:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:37 am

:yes: :girly:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:22 pm

Things ain't what they u­se­­d to be around here... :cantlook:

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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:42 pm

:girly: :girly: :girly: :magnify:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:46 pm

OMG. You were the last member I'd suspect... :yikes: :cantlook:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:45 am

Well I did warn that it’s a highly contagious affliction :yes: :girly: :girly: :girly:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:40 pm

The only new thing MISSing now are todays topics and posts. Mr. Runaway, have of you been tampering with the madshed once more? :cantlook:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:28 pm

Yes he has. :hurry:

And he's f*kked it all more elevated. :magnify: :clap: :clap: :clap:

That reminds me, I posted 5 or 6 messages today, offering members free gifts and sundries, but all the messages have of disappeared. :tant: :tant: :tant: :mad: :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:05 am

Well, since you are currently still looking at a shadow copy of the original site, with all of today's posts intact, there can be nothing missing.

Members are trying to stir more elevated trouble. :hurry:

And Sir W has manufactured no such free offers. That would be completely out of character. :roll:

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:29 am

Sir William wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:28 pm

That reminds me, I posted 5 or 6 messages today, offering members
free gifts and undies, but all the messages have of disappeared. :tant: :tant: :tant: :mad: :mad:
When Will I receive my free Undies :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly:

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Re: The only thing MISSing

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:47 am

As soon as he receives the batch of french knickers from France at the end of October, so he can post a pair straight back to you...right after the no deal Brexit leave date :duh:

Fortunately for me this will not affect UK mainland delivery :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:22 am

I had to throw the sundry undies away as they were soiled spoiled. :yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:43 pm

Perhaps you could 'airlift' the undies :girly: :girly: :girly:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:56 pm

Mr Tree appears to be enjoying his new-found tendency... :cripes:

Or perhaps it’s been there all along... :o :cantlook:

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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:48 am

:girly: :girly: :girly: :girly:

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Re: The only thing MISSing

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:54 am

anepictree wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:48 am
:girly: :girly: :girly: :girly:
:girly: :girly: :girly: :girly:
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Re: The only thing MISSing

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:29 pm

Sorry but I just can't bring myself to do it... :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:27 am

I thought you'd already done it. :hurry:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:13 am

:girly: :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly:

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Re: The only thing MISSing

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:14 pm

No.

No no.

I won't.

No w­ay.

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Re: The only thing MISSing

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:54 pm

She (he) did it. Welcome to the girly shed Miss Runaway :yes: :girly:
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Re: The only thing MISSing

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:04 pm

:cantlook:
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Re: The only thing MISSing

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:17 pm

:cantlook: :cantlook:

No No No No No.

Never.

Ever.

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