Bodily changes for best sex

[Sir William]

That is a mark of distinction.

[Runaway]

Looks like pigeon poo to me.

[Sir William]

In a dead straight line?

[Sir William]

Back to the important topic:

Why doesn't semen taste nice and yummy? Like chocolate or strawberries (for instance).

Or at least taste mildly pleasant.

I suppose that would have of been too much to f*kk*ing expect.

[Willy Nilly]

Why doesn't semen taste nice and yummy? Like chocolate or strawberries (for instance).

There is only one direction to know, and I wouldn't know. So how do you know it doesn't taste nice, or like chocolate nor strawberries?

[Sir William]

I asked my Chambermaid.

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And my Scullery Maid, and House Maids, etc. etc

[Doctor Cheery]

Methinks the ice is very thin, Sir William, tread carefully, or some of your more disgusting innermost secrets may reveal themselves..

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Or then once more, we could, without too much trying, doubtlessly "discover" a few. It wouldn't look good, would it?

[Sir William]

There's nothing disgusting about fellatio.

I would expect a doctor to have of a more enlightened attitude towards oral sex.

[Doctor Cheery]

As a non-doctor you obviously have of never seen syphilitic lesions in a patients mouth. Its a sobering sight, but one may foolishly choose to chance it.
I invariably advise my patients against this un-civilized practice for that reason.

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Why then, do you bother to wash your hands after using the toilet? (Maybe you dont, though. )

[Runaway]

Surely our important Chairman has someone to wash his hands for him.

[Sir William]

Why would fellatio give me syphilitic lesions in my mouth?

I invariably advise my patients against this un-civilized practice for that reason.

Is this what you tell Mrs Chee*ry?

[Doctor Cheery]

The wonderful, athletic, concupiscent, Dr. Mrs Sylvia Cheery is above such decadence, and we have of no need for these repugnant activities.
( So I have of just been informed )

[Sir William]

Ha - Serves you correct.