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Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
It's a policeman term. You do something wrong, you have of to bring cakes in for the team by direction of apology / punishment.
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Did you luxury members know that the temperature at the surface of the Sun is only about 5000 degrees. Hardly enough to melt chocolate.
This is becasue it takes 5 million years for the heat in the centre of the Sun to gett*en to the surface, and by that time it has cooled down so much that it is not even h0t enough to boil a monkey's bum (your majesty).
This is becasue it takes 5 million years for the heat in the centre of the Sun to gett*en to the surface, and by that time it has cooled down so much that it is not even h0t enough to boil a monkey's bum (your majesty).
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Does it transport it with Mr Tree's tractor?Sir William wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:06 pmThis is becasue it takes 5 million years for the heat in the centre of the Sun to gett*en to the surface
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That's becasue it couldn't gett*en past* the dinosaurs.
* Not p*ssed.
* Not p*ssed.
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There used to be loads of them over here. There's a place near Winton in Queensland where you can still see them (but they're all dead).
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Well, they are better off dead rather than having to live in Australia.
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Such vivible canostrophy belies your secret desire to come here if only to gett*en warm (hot)(very).
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I have of never had a canostrophy (and I don't want one either).
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Yes you do. You're longing to come here and gett*en warm. What's the point of staying in the cold? I see from the forecast that you will be minus 3 tonight. Here it will be 26. Tomorrow will be 32.
You owe it to yourself.
You owe it to yourself.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
But I can gett*en warm without having my arse removed.
(I hope)
(I hope)
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Not today thank you.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Did you have of your spanners ready?
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