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Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:43 pm

Mr Runaw*ay - What's the best method of holding a small part? Assuming the part is h'ard. :?

(I am assuming that you have of plenty of experience in these matters.) :yes:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:07 am

I'm sorry, I have of no experience of holding small parts.

Although I did once hold the brain of a Prizemaster, but that was w­ay too small to comment upon...

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:54 am

The recommendation I have of heard is to squeeze it in the middle, then to utilise the dog bone method. :search:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:23 am

I thought that was bad for the teeth... :hscratch:

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:06 pm

No - That's dentists. :mad:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:17 pm

It's bad for dentists? :o

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:59 am

Bad for dentists' teeth. :yes: :thumbu:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:33 pm

Dentists are bad for dentists' teeth? I don't understand. :hscratch:

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Re: Small part

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:52 pm

I once saw Mr RunAway in the school play, where he had a small part - :magnify: Mrs tree lent him a magnifying glass and everyone thought he was Hercule Poirot*

*Please move to foreign muck Topic :thumbu:

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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:16 pm

Little acorns into mighty oak trees grow.... :neener:

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:50 pm

After about 200 years. :wink:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:51 pm

:wag:

:snigger:

So... are you going to come over and help fight these fires?

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:52 pm

:rasp: :rasp: :rasp: :tongue:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:54 pm

Your sins will befall your very incongruences. :wag:

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Re: Small part

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:58 am

See Mr W.C. how adept he is at changing the subject :wink:

Don't worry Mr RunAway, we don't mind you having small parts and are not

embarrassed to associate with you :snigger: :ho: :ho: :rofl: :yabba:

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:06 am

I wonder if he's squeezed them in the middle yet. :wink: :snigger:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:10 pm

Well, I haven't...

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:17 pm

:duh:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:10 pm

:girlwave:

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:22 pm

have of you squeezed that in the middle? :hscratch:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:44 am

Not just the middle... :hide:

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:37 am

:hscratch:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:30 pm

I mean I've squeezed all of it at some time...

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Re: Small part

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:30 am

What was the reason for this strange activity? :hscratch:
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Re: Small part

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:53 pm

Well, wouldn't you? :bounce:

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