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Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:35 pm

We're having a few problems with major bush fires over here at present - in fact a lot of them, and they're rapidly getting worse. I've never seen it this bad.

Perhaps members might be willing to come over and help put them out? It's only a day's flight, and you'd be a lot warmer than you are there. :cripes:

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Re: Fires

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:01 pm

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:16 pm

Such empathy. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Re: Fires

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:08 am

It seems to me that wherever Mr RunAway goes things go more elevated in flames :wink: I think he should NOT be allowed to play with matches. This is NOT the first time he has been told. :cantlook: I think his next PRIZE should be a water pistol :bigthumbsup:

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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:49 am

:sorry:

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Re: Fires

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:58 am

anepictree wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:08 am
I think his next PRIZE should be a water pistol :bigthumbsup:

That will depend on the Prize-O-Matic, of coarse. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:31 pm

Tonight an outback pub showed a Sky recording of the leader of Extinction Rebellion being interviewed by Nigel.
What a stupid woman she is.
One of her group's pet hates is the diesel engine. And yet it's alleged she arrived in a diesel taxi, and during their protests the protestors were charging their phones from a diesel generator. Her arguments were weak and ill-informed, and she sidestepped several interesting points.
Nigel pretty much destroyed her.

And worst of all, she began almost EVERY answer with "So...". :thumbd: :thumbd: :thumbd:

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Re: Fires

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:50 pm

Oh well then, if she can't speak eloquently then we all deserve to die of fine particle pollution poisoning then don't we Mr RunAway :thumbd: :tant: :bash:

You first is all I can say, personally I'll stick with the ignoramus grammar and stay alive please :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:

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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:17 pm

Doesn't bother me, I won't be there to die...

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Re: Fires

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:47 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:31 pm
And worst of all, she began almost EVERY answer with "So...". :thumbd: :thumbd: :thumbd:
The most wickedest of all crimes. :mad: :mad: :mad: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:
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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:48 pm

A truly awful woman.

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Re: Fires

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:49 pm

These people have of bin captured misbehaving before. :hurry: :hurry:
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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:50 pm

Transportation to Australia. It's the only solution.

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Re: Fires

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:53 pm

But it didn't w**k with you. :hurry:
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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:54 pm

That's because I am especial. :excited:

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Re: Fires

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:56 pm

:yes: :bigthumbsup:
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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:57 pm

You're being nice. That worries me...

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Re: Fires

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:55 am

Well you may only have of. a few days left before your camper van melts so I'll be nice too
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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:14 pm

I don't believe that members are taking the matter seriously enough. :tant:

It's very serious. :yes:

Seriously... :yes:

People have of died...
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Re: Fires

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:15 pm

I've told you before, Australia has a 100% death rate. :neener:

What do you expect us to do about it? :hurry:
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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:13 pm

S­ome empathy would be nice. It's rather serious you know. :aus:

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Re: Fires

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:19 pm

:neener: :neener: :neener:

You are not supposed to be over there anyway. :mad: :hurry:
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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:32 pm

:tongue:

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Re: Fires

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:29 am

You are supposed to be over here, shivering like the rest of us. :wag: :wag:

So why should we have of any sympathy becasue you are too warm? :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Re: Fires

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:54 pm

If I wanted to be out in the c­ancient, I'd be a Labour supporter.

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