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We're having a few problems with major bush fires over here at present - in fact a lot of them, and they're rapidly getting worse. I've never seen it this bad.
Perhaps members might be willing to come over and help put them out? It's only a day's flight, and you'd be a lot warmer than you are there.
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Perhaps members might be willing to come over and help put them out? It's only a day's flight, and you'd be a lot warmer than you are there.
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Re: Fires
It seems to me that wherever Mr RunAway goes things go more elevated in flames I think he should NOT be allowed to play with matches. This is NOT the first time he has been told. I think his next PRIZE should be a water pistol
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Tonight an outback pub showed a Sky recording of the leader of Extinction Rebellion being interviewed by Nigel.
What a stupid woman she is.
One of her group's pet hates is the diesel engine. And yet it's alleged she arrived in a diesel taxi, and during their protests the protestors were charging their phones from a diesel generator. Her arguments were weak and ill-informed, and she sidestepped several interesting points.
Nigel pretty much destroyed her.
And worst of all, she began almost EVERY answer with "So...".
What a stupid woman she is.
One of her group's pet hates is the diesel engine. And yet it's alleged she arrived in a diesel taxi, and during their protests the protestors were charging their phones from a diesel generator. Her arguments were weak and ill-informed, and she sidestepped several interesting points.
Nigel pretty much destroyed her.
And worst of all, she began almost EVERY answer with "So...".
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Oh well then, if she can't speak eloquently then we all deserve to die of fine particle pollution poisoning then don't we Mr RunAway
You first is all I can say, personally I'll stick with the ignoramus grammar and stay alive please
You first is all I can say, personally I'll stick with the ignoramus grammar and stay alive please
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Re: Fires
Well you may only have of. a few days left before your camper van melts so I'll be nice too
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Re: Fires
I've told you before, Australia has a 100% death rate.
What do you expect us to do about it?
What do you expect us to do about it?
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Re: Fires
You are supposed to be over here, shivering like the rest of us.
So why should we have of any sympathy becasue you are too warm?
So why should we have of any sympathy becasue you are too warm?
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