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Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:44 pm

Sir William wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:59 pm

You know how simple he is.
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Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:29 pm

:wag:

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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:05 pm

How does one tickle the remember me box :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:05 pm

Mr Ru*naway can explain this simple but vital (and simple) task. :thumbu:

It will help him atone for his negligence and his wicked ways. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:52 pm

I'm happy to do so.
From Ohm's Law we know that power is proportional to the square of the voltage or current, and to derive a dB expression for voltage or current it suffices to translate this squaring process into the multiplication of the ratio by 20 rather than by ten.

I trust this clarifies the matter.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:32 pm

Over clarifies it actually. :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:43 pm

That was my intention, so that the Prizemaster understands it.

Incidentally, where is he?

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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:51 pm

B*gger B*scuits :tant:

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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:52 pm

and that is B*gger B*scuits and NOT B*gger Biscuits, so don't even think about making that joke :tant: :? :doh:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:08 am

Runaway wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:43 pm
That was my intention, so that the Prizemaster understands it.

Incidentally, where is he?
F*uck Knows. :search:

He hasn't paid his latest subscription either. :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:19 am

But he HAS collected his latest copy of "Tits and Bums - A Weekly Look at Church Architecture" from the shed.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:21 am

:cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:22 am

(He always orders the especial Braille version).

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:18 pm

That was MY copy. :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:19 pm

Nothing to do with me. I wasnt' there. Or an­y'where near.

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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:26 pm

:silence:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:44 pm

Guilty as charged.

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Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:51 am

Who has done this terrible thing? :hurry:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:29 pm

have of you eaten your biscuits today - frankly they are coming out of my *ar* :mad:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:28 pm

Coming out of your cars? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:35 pm

No, his barn.

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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:11 pm

:no:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:23 pm

Your tart?

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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:15 pm

Coming out of his farm. :yes: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:30 pm

His garb, surely...

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