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Christma's Prizes
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Christma's Prizes
I was very pleased to receive a box full of Holidays prizes from the Prizemaster.
But on studying these prizes very thoroughly, I believe I have of been taken for a ride.
He just sent me this collection of useless birds:
A partridge, a pair of doves, 3 hens from his local farm, 6 geese, and a load of swans,
WTF am I meant to do with these? As soon as I opened the box, they all f*kked off.
There was also any maids carrying buckets. I've already decided what I am going to do with those. But they will have of to take it in turns (2 at a time).
What on Earth (What on Earth) is the Prizemaster playing at? Did some other members receive these sorts of unuseable and unsatisfactory prizes?
But on studying these prizes very thoroughly, I believe I have of been taken for a ride.
He just sent me this collection of useless birds:
A partridge, a pair of doves, 3 hens from his local farm, 6 geese, and a load of swans,
WTF am I meant to do with these? As soon as I opened the box, they all f*kked off.
There was also any maids carrying buckets. I've already decided what I am going to do with those. But they will have of to take it in turns (2 at a time).
What on Earth (What on Earth) is the Prizemaster playing at? Did some other members receive these sorts of unuseable and unsatisfactory prizes?
Sir William Chairman
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Re: Christma's Prizes
What do any members have of to say about this disgraceful state of affairs?
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Re: Christma's Prizes
It’s the kind of shameless poor service u'p with which I would not put, were I you.
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Re: Christma's Prizes
Now hes' sent me something else, which looks like five rings manufactured of gold.
But the cheap gold paint scratched off as soon as I looked at them.
If the Prizemaster thinks he can gett*en away with these shoddy prizes, then I've gott*en another think coming.
But the cheap gold paint scratched off as soon as I looked at them.
If the Prizemaster thinks he can gett*en away with these shoddy prizes, then I've gott*en another think coming.
Sir William Chairman
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Re: Christma's Prizes
What does the Prizemaster have of to say about this mega-shambles that he has caused?
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Re: Christma's Prizes
I think that Mr RunAways' PRIZES gott*en mixed with Mr W.C. Chairmans so if you just sent each other the c*ap I sent you that should sort it
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Re: Christma's Prizes
So all these useless prizes were intended for Mr R**unaway?
Well that explains it then.
Well that explains it then.
Sir William Chairman
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Re: Christma's Prizes
Mr W.C. Chairman didn't mind sacrificing his Nose Trowel so that you could have of a PRIZE this winter (he was sure you wouldn't mind and said he had utilised it only in his nose (mostly)
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