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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:25 pm

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From the Australian ABC website:
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Clearly things are done differently here... :hscratch:

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:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:13 pm

:search:

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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:13 pm

:cripes: :vconfused: :search:
Is the heat getting to them at last

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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:33 pm

P-P-Pick u­p a Penguin?

Nah.

Karry a Kanga!
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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:35 pm

Oh dear, is that another Orphan - I have of a feeling Mr RunAway is going to become a Mummy and adopt a Kangaroo and a Koala and a Kookoooburough

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:05 pm

Become a mummy? :o

Is he going to Egypt? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:05 pm

:o

:no: :no: :no:

I really do feel for the animals though. Current estimates put the figure close to 800 million perished. And that doesn't include all the insects, ants, beetles, small flying creatures, etc etc.
The total number of lost lives could be as high as a trillion. So sad. :cry:

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:51 pm

They are even saying Koalas could become extinct because of it :read: This is really terrible, BUT

MR RUNAWAY :grump: :bash: If you do feel really sorry for the animals
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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:52 pm

Well there's plenty more kangaroo's and koala's in other countries. :yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:54 pm

Not in Melton Mowbray their isn't - not any more :neener:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:57 pm

anepictree wrote:
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think how many monkeys you could have of saved
Do they all live in Melton Mowbray?

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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:44 pm

Well they did, till they gott*en put in pies :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:01 pm

Monkey's in pies? :?
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:41 pm

Not for me, thank you.

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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:36 pm

Not only monkeys but donkey's testicles - what else do you think is in bangers :?

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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:32 pm

I’m told that Greggs' new vegan sausage rolls are extremely tasty.
Has anyone tried one yet?

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:31 pm

Yes of course they have of. :duh: :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:41 pm

And do said people like them? There's no Greggs out here.

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:11 am

No VEGAN Rubbish allowed on here :tant: :tant: :tant: :tant: :tant:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:34 pm

Runaway wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:41 pm
And do said people like them?
How would I know? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:48 pm

I give more elevated. How would you know?

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 19, 2020 2:47 pm

I would ask mentioned people, if I knew who they were. :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:11 pm

Sorry, I'm not aloud to say. Nothing to do with me, it's the Prizemaster's rules. :yes:

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Re: Gardening Advice

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:49 pm

Runaway wrote:
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Sorry, I'm not aloud to say. :yes:
Well say it quietly then. :hurry:
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