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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:07 pm

:hurry: :hurry: :thumbd: :yell:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:49 pm

Server issue. Was fixed ea­rlier.

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Post by anepictree » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:30 pm

WHERE IS THE SMILEY MASTER - I NEED A YAWN SMILEY

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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:42 pm

Ask her very nicely, and very respectfully, and I’m sure she will oblige. :thumbu:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:28 pm

We've already gott*en one: :duh:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:26 pm

anepictree wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:30 pm
WHERE IS THE SMILEY MASTER - I NEED A YAWN SMILEY
Don’t you mean Smiley Mistress? :girlybrows:

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Post by anepictree » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:40 am

:dance: We have a ZZzzz smiley, we do not have a yawn SMILEY :tant:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:36 pm

:yell:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:47 pm

That's not a Yawn smiley.

Mr Nilly will soon provide a suitable Yawn smiley. :yes:

(Cue the Smileymaster...)

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 19, 2020 2:48 pm

If his not b*uggered off once more. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:10 pm

She's still here. She's just not here.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:55 pm

I believe(s)he is only here to cause trouble, and to donate as much money as possible to my very worthy charities and benevolent funds. :clap: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:27 pm

I thought the Sir William Chairman Combined Group Consolidated Benefit Investment Trust (Cayman Isles) had been designated a scam by the authorities?

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:05 am

:cripes:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 20, 2020 12:07 pm

And... apparently today is Penguin Awareness Day.

Surely this can't be a coincidence?

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:52 pm

Runaway wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 12:07 pm
Surely this can't be a coincidence?
And it also clashes with Pelican Awareness Day. :o

Unfortunately, I can't be aware of both at the same time. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:38 pm

So it's held twice on the same day?
I didn't know that.

Are there enuf penguins to go round?

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:40 pm

My butcher says no. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:22 pm

It seems that yesterday was SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY.

I hope you celebrated it... :yes:

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