Screw adjustments

[Sir William]

Mr Runaway - Can we please have of any screw adjustments in this forum, so that we can set the individual level of the individual posts, in a fully individual fashioned.

Any of the Prizemaster's posts are much too loud in the background noise department and I need to turn them down a portion so that I can no longer hear them.

I am sure this would apply to most of the entire population in the forum as a whole, and to others (as well).

To avoid some problems with hate mail, these could always be labelled: 'Love Screws'. Nobody will suspect a thing.

[Runaway]

so­me of the Prizemaster's posts are much too loud

Prizemaster's posts?

[Sir William]

Yes.

Obviously these precautionary measurements will only be needed very occasionally.

[Runaway]

You can actually do this yourself.

The control is situated behind the forum's boiler feed injector. Just click the pointer to the "Prizemaster" setting and knock it down a few notches.

[Prizemaster]

Yes.

Obviously these pecuniary measurements will only be needed very occasionally.

Thank you -and talking of pecuniary measurements where is my raise

[Sir William]

It's gone more elevated

[Prizemaster]

you must be making that more elevated

[Sir William]

I just gave my Chambermaid a raise.

[Prizemaster]

Well I hope she didn't let you down

[Sir William]

No, but she let herself down.

[Prizemaster]

You should inflate here once more, it is soon going to be holidays and you deserve some bonanza fun

[Sir William]

Bananzer Fun?

[Runaway]

No, banana fun.

Wrong on so many levels...

[Prizemaster]

What did the Daddy Balloon say to his son when he* (*the son) gott*en sent home from school for being naughty

[Sir William]

'Is this the price of inflation?'

When we were naughty at school we gott*en forced to stay for longer - not sent home.

[Runaway]

You were well educated - it was obviously an approved school.

[Prizemaster]

he said, "you've let me down, your mother down, you've let yourself down and the hole school down"

[Prizemaster]

he said, "you've let me down, your mother down, you've let yourself down and the hole school down"

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