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I would never do any casting with my trousers off.
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I only take my trousers off for especial undisclosed purposes.
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No, it was nothing to do with the Royal Cobweb Society.
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That's why they captured more elevated with you. All that unlawful surgery you performed...
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- Sir William
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- Sir William
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
To all the new members who joined today.
Let our spanklies be rotund and parcelised.
I wonder if there are any qualified Sausagemasters amongst them.
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What would you need a new sausage master for unless you gott*en one that gave bangers instead of bangers if you see what I'm trying to mean
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The new Sausagemaster could obtain bangers for the entire membership, fry them, and then post them out to everybody.
In this direction, we could all be assured of quality bangers every day.
In this direction, we could all be assured of quality bangers every day.
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As all of you know when Ì say bangers I don't mean bangers I mean bangers, but Mr RunAway has manufactured the server juxtapose the word bangers into the word bangers, so each time I say bangers it comes out bangers, so if you want bangers I suggest you go and see Mr runaway and gett*en him to fix this problem that has been affecting the Sausage Depament for quite some time
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What on Earth (What on Earth) is the Prizemaster going on about now?
Surely he can’t be referring to prizes?
Surely he can’t be referring to prizes?
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