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I’m not a girl really
- Willy Nilly
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Re: I’m not a girl really
I don’t identify as a hamster either. I risk being eaten by celebrities, especially dead ones.
I’m just a “master” (not mistress) of disguise
And through all this time you’ve actually been talking to my toilet
I’m just a “master” (not mistress) of disguise
And through all this time you’ve actually been talking to my toilet
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Re: I’m not a girl really
Well, you certainly had me completely fooled.
And I thought that picture was your photograph.
And I thought that picture was your photograph.
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- Willy Nilly
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Re: I’m not a girl really
P.S. I’m no longer a Miss.
No, I’m not Mrs (Mistress) either. I’m not even married.
I am a Mr (Mister).
P.P.S. You may revert my name back (without a honorific) to Willy Nilly.
P.P.P.S. Why isn’t a married Mr called a Mrer (Misterer)?
No, I’m not Mrs (Mistress) either. I’m not even married.
I am a Mr (Mister).
P.P.S. You may revert my name back (without a honorific) to Willy Nilly.
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Re: I’m not a girl really
Be careful what you wish for.
It may happen...
But you still seem to be the Smileymistress...
It may happen...
But you still seem to be the Smileymistress...
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Re: I’m not a girl really
It's a mystery.Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 12:56 amP.P.P.S. Why isn’t a married Mr called a Mrer (Misterer)?
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Re: I’m not a girl really
Oh rightio. I never realised that Mystery was a homonym
Well, you certainly are
Well, you certainly are
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Re: I’m not a girl really
Now that we've gott*en our Smileymaster back, perhaps we might gett*en some new smileys?
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Re: I’m not a girl really
Yes give me a chance to prove just how competent I still am as much as the smileymistress always was
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