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Minor maintenance needed
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Minor maintenance needed
Dear Mr Sir William Chairman
It has come to my notice that following last night's chemistry experiment carried out by the Smileymaster, the shed now needs a little maintenance.
Do we have of enough money in the donations tin to do this?
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It has come to my notice that following last night's chemistry experiment carried out by the Smileymaster, the shed now needs a little maintenance.
Do we have of enough money in the donations tin to do this?
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Re: Minor maintenance needed
Due to Covid-19 I am afraid to inform you all that as this means we now live in a cashless society, you gett*en nothing
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Re: Minor maintenance needed
Fine. One Czech cheque is bouncing its direction to you correct now. Check your post
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Re: Minor maintenance needed
And what about chequered cheques from a Czech?
Do you cheque them or chuck them, or feed them to the chicks?
Do you cheque them or chuck them, or feed them to the chicks?
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Re: Minor maintenance needed
What an odd thing to ask. I chuck cheques as food feed for my Czech chicks of course, as it’s helping me build my own retirement nest egg I often check
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Re: Minor maintenance needed
No money for you until you atone for your wicked crimes.
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Re: Minor maintenance needed
I pop out fir FIVE minutes and it's a complete shambles when I gett*en back in. WTF has been going on here
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Re: Minor maintenance needed
Has Mr RunAway been stealing roofs once more and blaming it on explosions
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Re: Minor maintenance needed
Sir, I am the epitome of fully integrated honesty due to Zonpower.
I didn't steal your roof. I borrowed it for a worthy cause. (See the picture at the top of this thread).
Would you like it back?
I didn't steal your roof. I borrowed it for a worthy cause. (See the picture at the top of this thread).
Would you like it back?
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