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Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Wed May 20, 2020 11:03 am

Dear Mr Sir William Chairman

It has come to my notice that following last night's chemistry experiment carried out by the Smileymaster, the shed now needs a little maintenance.

Do we have of enough money in the donations tin to do this?
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Sir William » Wed May 20, 2020 1:50 pm

The Smileymaster must pay for some damage. :hurry:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Wed May 20, 2020 9:13 pm

Gosh.
More money coming my direction then, to add to the 33m... :hide:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu May 21, 2020 7:53 am

Due to Covid-19 I am afraid to inform you all that as this means we now live in a cashless society, you gett*en nothing :tongue:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Thu May 21, 2020 9:33 am

I take cheques.
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Sir William » Thu May 21, 2020 12:31 pm

Do you cheque them? :?
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Thu May 21, 2020 1:04 pm

I always check a cheque if I take it from a Czech. Cheeky. :wag:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu May 21, 2020 4:47 pm

Fine. One Czech cheque is bouncing its direction to you correct now. Check your post :magnify:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Sir William » Thu May 21, 2020 7:09 pm

And what about chequered cheques from a Czech?

Do you cheque them or chuck them, or feed them to the chicks? :?
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu May 21, 2020 8:15 pm

What an odd thing to ask. I chuck cheques as food feed for my Czech chicks of course, as it’s helping me build my own retirement nest egg I often check :yes:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Thu May 21, 2020 11:36 pm

I just want the money. :wink:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Sir William » Fri May 22, 2020 1:18 pm

:stop: No money for you until you atone for your wicked crimes. :wag:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Fri May 22, 2020 10:36 pm

Please specify these alleged wicked crimes. :tant:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Prizemaster » Sat May 23, 2020 12:53 am

I pop out fir FIVE minutes and it's a complete shambles when I gett*en back in. WTF has been going on here :search:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Sat May 23, 2020 1:14 am

Blimey.
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Sir William » Sat May 23, 2020 1:13 pm

Another new member? :excited: :excited:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Sat May 23, 2020 9:21 pm

:yes: :thumbu:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Sir William » Sat May 23, 2020 11:41 pm

The rebundance is categoric. :yes:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Sat May 23, 2020 11:50 pm

...catagoric... :wag:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Sir William » Sun May 24, 2020 8:18 pm

:no:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Sun May 24, 2020 10:25 pm

My mitsake... catagorrik.
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Jun 07, 2020 1:02 am

Has Mr RunAway been stealing roofs once more and blaming it on explosions :bash:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:06 pm

Sir, I am the epitome of fully integrated honesty due to Zonpower. :bounce:

I didn't steal your roof. I borrowed it for a worthy cause. (See the picture at the top of this thread). :yes:

Would you like it back? :oops:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:22 am

No I'd like it back to front - the view is better the other side :bounce:
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Re: Minor maintenance needed

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:25 am

The other side? You mean you’re changing sex? :cantlook:
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