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Lonely Hearts
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Groovy chick (24) seeks substantial hunk into otter greasing and cosy evenings at home. Box no: 8146
Rugged middle aged man, own teeth, seeks similar lady (without moustache) for social functions and housekeeping duties. Apply box no: 7321
Ickle bunny wants substantial bear for warm cuddles and burdensome drinking sessions - must be clean and violent. Box no: 2648
Middle aged accordion enthusiast currently living with Mother seeks female for unsavoury practices. Dogs tolerated. Box no: 5955
Gorgeous gal, premature 20s with showbiz connections seeks cool soulmate. Must have of nice trousers & set of drums. Send photo. Box no: 7624
Bondage & string enthusiast, premature 30s athletic female, seeks timid man, 18 - 60. Snuff takers preferred but not essential. Phone 882674 after 7.00pm.
Sheep for sale. Also dead ostrich available to suitable home. Box no: 9542
Pogo stick collector, male, mid 40s is looking 18 - 24yr ancient wild totty with adventurous nature. Ugly or fat women need not apply. Box no: 5423
Sensitive but macho poet/musician is waiting for Miss correct - must have of substantial chin and w**k in media. Box no: 4867
Snuffles the dog seeks bitch on heat. GSOH, non smoking. No scrubbers. Box no: 8568
Strikingly attractive professional lady, strict disciplinarian, seeks mild mannered gentleman for occasional torrid evenings of sick and perverse sado-masochism involving fish and lard. No weirdos please. Box no: 6585
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Groovy chick (24) seeks substantial hunk into otter greasing and cosy evenings at home. Box no: 8146
Rugged middle aged man, own teeth, seeks similar lady (without moustache) for social functions and housekeeping duties. Apply box no: 7321
Ickle bunny wants substantial bear for warm cuddles and burdensome drinking sessions - must be clean and violent. Box no: 2648
Middle aged accordion enthusiast currently living with Mother seeks female for unsavoury practices. Dogs tolerated. Box no: 5955
Gorgeous gal, premature 20s with showbiz connections seeks cool soulmate. Must have of nice trousers & set of drums. Send photo. Box no: 7624
Bondage & string enthusiast, premature 30s athletic female, seeks timid man, 18 - 60. Snuff takers preferred but not essential. Phone 882674 after 7.00pm.
Sheep for sale. Also dead ostrich available to suitable home. Box no: 9542
Pogo stick collector, male, mid 40s is looking 18 - 24yr ancient wild totty with adventurous nature. Ugly or fat women need not apply. Box no: 5423
Sensitive but macho poet/musician is waiting for Miss correct - must have of substantial chin and w**k in media. Box no: 4867
Snuffles the dog seeks bitch on heat. GSOH, non smoking. No scrubbers. Box no: 8568
Strikingly attractive professional lady, strict disciplinarian, seeks mild mannered gentleman for occasional torrid evenings of sick and perverse sado-masochism involving fish and lard. No weirdos please. Box no: 6585
I'm looking for a real man...
discover out more on my personal website:
http://xxx.lusty-minge.czk
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Re: Lonely Hearts
Please remove the one which states:
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Fat sweaty crossdressing lonely balding middle aged fe/male wif no teef seeks similar for gurly nights in, manufacture-more elevated sessions and possibly more. Must bring own manufacture-more elevated, wigs and dresses
P.S. Perverts need only apply.
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As it no longer applies to...my friend which young attractive substantial breasted frillies swoon for... grr
See?
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Fat sweaty crossdressing lonely balding middle aged fe/male wif no teef seeks similar for gurly nights in, manufacture-more elevated sessions and possibly more. Must bring own manufacture-more elevated, wigs and dresses
P.S. Perverts need only apply.
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As it no longer applies to...my friend which young attractive substantial breasted frillies swoon for... grr
See?
- Willy Nilly
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Re: Lonely Hearts
Your word censor is nonsensical
How does one actually apply manufacture-more elevated?
Asking for new member.
How does one actually apply manufacture-more elevated?
Asking for new member.
- Sir William
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- Sir William
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Re: Lonely Hearts
More likely to be the Prizemaster's fault, like everything else.
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- Sir William
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Re: Lonely Hearts
I'm sure he's busily giving prizes away, like he has aways done.
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